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dick credit card

When a man takes his full erect penis and swipes it like a credit card between a male or female's ass cheeks
the guy i was with last night gave me a dick credit card
by Bungmangler April 23, 2007
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Pick up the cards

A polite way of telling to someone that you know they're (at least in your opinion) are talking bullshit and they should stop now.
The phrase is constructed from the popular modern card game "bullshit" in which when those that lie about the cards they put down and are caught are forced to pick up the cards in the pile. devo
Guy 1: "So then I was just in this Bottle-o and this chick asked me for a root and I was like 'yiew'"
Guy 2: "Pick up the cards gimp"

Player 1 "Three 2's"
Player 2 "Two fours"
Player 3 "Five fives"
Player 1 "your a retard, pick up the cards"
by Robo the guy February 23, 2011
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Credit Card Game

Gambling with a group of friends to pay for food, by placing a credit card from everyone in the bill and telling your server to pick one at random.
"Man, I lost a credit card game last night. There were six of us at The Cheesecake Factory and the bill was $150"
by angrycalf February 14, 2012
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black card

When you and a group of mates decide to drop everything you're doing and get "black" out drunk no matter the night or occasion. Similar to red card, each member in the friend group gets one "black card" which they can use to induce this night of heavy drinking.
"Fuck it, lets get blackout drunk, im dropping my black card"
"Get out me car"
by peefartpoo March 30, 2017
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Debit-Card Roulette

The suspenseful game of trying to buy things with a debit card that has little money left in the account. You win if you have enough money to buy the item; you lose if you find you have "insufficent funds" and cannot buy the item.
John lost his first game of debit-card roulette when he tried to buy ten dollars worth of McDonalds with $4.25 left in his account.
by Lutesy123 December 15, 2012
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Thanks for nothing card

A blank 'thank you' card sent anonymously to someone, particularly an employer or potential employer, who has treated you badly.
He opened the envelope and found a thank you card, but there was nothing written in it or on it. Completely blank. The envelope had no return address. What did this mean and who sent it to him? Was it a mistake? Hmmm?

This man received a 'thanks for nothing card' or TFN card.
by John the man 2012 September 5, 2012
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Flash cards and freak

When two students want to netflix and chill but need to study
"I want to hang out but I have to study"
"It's okay. We can flash cards and freak"
by Bellacapri01 January 13, 2016
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