Hairy Hamilton

The nastiest of all vagina's ; it smells, its hairy, and it looks like a deformed mutant.....

Man that queef smells like it cam out of a Hairy Hamilton!

Do you see that picture of S's Hairy Hamilton!

by DJ D-Money April 2, 2011

Hairy box

A box of full of goodies for men. To all over your head and face.

Our lass got us a hairy box for my birthday. Smell my beard.

by Ray shoestring July 18, 2022

hairy bolas

Hairy ball sack

I like your hairy bolas all your hairs went in my mouth

by User15678910 February 19, 2018

Hairy booger

A hairy non shaven vagina.

I don't like to eat hairy booger. I want it shaved.

by Mattcmc2003 October 17, 2018

Hairy banana

A banana that is growing hair and is going through a time in its life

Oh meh god have you seen that Hairy banana at the super market

by [e-mail] November 24, 2019

Hairy Chili Dog

Much like your standard "chili dog", (When a man lays a sloppy shit on a woman's breasts and then titfucks her.) Except this one is usually done on a fat hairy man's chest... or woman if you're lucky enough to find one with a hairy chest.

"Dude, I keep finding chesthair dingle-berries embedded in my pubs after I gave that guy David a Hairy Chili Dog!"

by Word Smartist January 25, 2022

hairy turncul

A pokemon go player who straps his iPhone to his wrist then spanks the mankey until it evolves.

Man that guys mankey is so strong bet he's just a hairy turncul trainer

by Trust me I'm smart April 21, 2018