Banana Time

Refers to a study done by a misguided sociologist. He discovered the remarkable fact that workers make boring jobs more bearable by talking to each other. No shit! He observed the least productive part of the workers' day was when one guy stole another guys banana. This happened on every day of the study. Hence - when you're at work, doing bugger all, you are having 'banana time'.

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"Jenkins! You were supposed to have that report on my desk by three!"
"Sorry boss, we've been having a bit of banana time."
"You're all fired." (etc)

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Banana Syndrome

When ones penis curves to the side like a banana due to excessive masturbation or a bad posture when masturbating.

"Fuck, my penis is bent to the left!"
"Dude, you should've alternated hands like we told you; it's the only known way of preventing Banana Syndrome."

by Vodalus April 7, 2010

Banana Smoothie

A male Brazilian wax.

Michael and Christopher met at the salon. "What are you two boys in for today?" "Mmmm...he's having a Banana Smoothie...I just need a little manscaping."

by AngelaSingerChick May 20, 2010

Banana Legs

When someone's leg is split in half, separating the tibia and fibula up through the knee. Resulting in the appearance of 4 legs in total

Alex P was in a pretty bad car accident. He had banana legs.

by T10Alliance December 20, 2010

banana monkey

Someone who loves sucking cock.

Give Tiffany a few martinis and she turns into a total Banana monkey

by theBigBubba January 28, 2007

banana milkshake

When a girl is giving you a blow job and right before the man ejaculates, he pulls it out and starts swinging it in a helicopter motion, releasing onto face. ENJOY!!

My boyfriend surprised me with the best banana milkshake ever, it only took 45 minutes to clean up.

by Mr. Dark matter November 9, 2010

Banana Somersault

First you invite your friend over to video tape a night of anal sex with a girl, no, a FINE girl, and have him wait in the closet. Then, once the act is commenced, right before you cum, you pull out and have the friend in the closet jump out (whilst the girl is unawares) do a somersault and stick a banana in her ass.

guy 1: man i cant believe you are ditching us to have sex with your lame ass girlfriend.
guy 2: wanna wait in the closet and do a banana somersault?
guy 1: yeah, that's the tops!
guy 2: now your on the trolley!

by CK all the time! May 18, 2009