twat sack

Quite simply a womans vagina with a pair of bollocks hanging out of the vagina

hey dude did you fuck that girl you pulled last night?

nah man i went to go down on her but she had a twat sack, so i ran away vomiting!

by Tamtamtam December 12, 2007

smug twat

Short fat man with receeding hairline. Studies law and whistles inanely. Can also be tall oafish Oxford born posh racist boy who doesn't think you should play rugby in the street and always has to have the last word. Rejects spiritualism, religion and others' opinions in general in favour of eating other people's food and listening to "soft" rock.

You know who you are!!! You MAXimal smug twat RICH

by Gwyn Whitey June 12, 2007

twat tan

A tan which does not graduate in tone leaving a straight line between pale and tanned skin.
For example, wearing a t-shirt on an extremely hot day and having a tan which stops immediately at the elbow.

I had to work the 9-5 shift today in the sun and now i've got this bloody twat tan

WAAAYY Nice twat tan mate!

by Thomas Betts July 1, 2007

Twat Knot

When a girls pussy lips are so loose they get knoted together with the thong

When i was walking in school i felt an extreme amount of pain in my twat and i looked and i had a huge twat knot

by Fin Germatwat October 31, 2010

scouse twat

An inhabitant of the city of liverpool, someone born in liverpool or someone with the most disgusting f English Accents

Eeee Arrr I'm a fookin tire thief!

by Mudda December 4, 2004

Twat Nugget

A nugget of dry cum deep in the twat

when i was eating out a girl i felt a giant twat nugget deep inside her

by Fin Germatwat October 31, 2010

dumb twat

Any person who spells Katie with two E's.

Person 1: Oh, whos that new girl in class?
Person 2: You dont want to go near that with a 10 foor pole.
Person 1: Why not?
Person 2: Her names Katie, but she spells it like a dumb twat with two E's

by TheFlyingIdiot August 14, 2011