Alaskan Landing Strip

A girl who has shaved her pussy in the "Landing Strip" fashion, and in addition has dyed her pubic hair white.

"Dude her Alaskan Landing Strip was as white as the snow outside!"

by Pussyeater 5000 August 9, 2012

Land of Titty flop

Know as a magical land we’re known criminals voldy poo(Voldemort) and Harry Potter go to cut off nips. Further more this realm is filled with ice cream frosted Tittys and people livening there drive the clouds of vagina farts and live and castles of ass dust.

Voldemort: come on Harry let’s go to to land of titty flop.
Harry: ok (jumps on vagina fart and rides away)

by OLD MAN FANTASY!!!!! M and K July 29, 2018

burning lands legal

'Not quite safe, but if it's good enough for me, it's good enough for you.'

Specifically used in reference to being slack with the normal safety standards required in the construction of Amtgard LARP boffers.

Don't worry Muerte, your concrete-filled swords are burning lands legal, at least.

by Steven Howell July 30, 2004

three-point landing

Refers to when a dude jumps your bones in a flying leap and plops down "in perfect alignment" on top of you, with his cock inside your love-tunnel and his hands cupping down on your boobs.

Three-point landings are very pleasurable in and of themselves, but give da guy an extra "point" if he also lands wif his lips on yours, so dat the two of you can start "double-thrusting" (i.e., simultaneous lulu and tongue-action) immediately.

by QuacksO March 1, 2019

dirty land pelican

Common name for the Australian Ibis, also know as the bin chicken

Look at the dirty land pelican, eating out of that rubbish bin.

by col05_au September 29, 2023

tim-tim land

It is the land of the Legedary Tim-Tims. They are the ultimate lax bros and they march the best instrument there is, the alto saxaphone, but mostly it is a place where people go when they are high.

Guy 1: " Bro I went to Tim-Tim land last night! "
Guy 2: " wicked bro! "

by Tim-Tim_Da_Lax_Bro December 1, 2013

Land Down Under

Another word for the country Australia or New Zealand

Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
Ya better run ya better take cover!
*Epic Flute Segment*

by JOJOFAN12345 June 26, 2022