touched the bird

When a girl grabs a guys dick unexpectedly and he squeaks like a bird

Becky walked up to John and touched the bird

by Ballislife19 May 11, 2015

Wemyss Bird

A species originating from the Island of Wemyss in Scotland. Currently residing off the coast south of Sydney, New South Wales.

Often found in Fitness First gymnasiums, benching over 120kgs and flexing their wings in side mirrors.

They are fond of cold showers and hate to argue with their real estate agents over appropriate heating facilities.

God damn Wemyss Bird!

by Nickel West March 12, 2008

bird dodged

A term for Cock Blocked used in the movie "Bender's Big Score"

Consider Yourself... BIRD DODGED!!!

by Phosplelonagen May 15, 2018

Elephant Bird

The largest bird in the world. Atleast, it was. It's extinct. Said bird lived in Madagascar, making it's wildlife even more interesting. It was related to ostriches.

"Elephant birds don't even look like elephants at all, what a rip-off!"

by Harpagornis Moorei October 27, 2020

Bird Flap

A dance typically conducted while pre-gaming before the bar.

"I feel like tonight's gona be a great night downtown, Ryan is already drunk and doing the bird flap!"

by MadPlayRK July 6, 2014

ouzel bird

Ouzel Bird : a bird which flies around in circles ever getting smaller, the faster the bird flies the smaller the circles become, eventually consuming the bird from head to tail.

The worker tried too hard and turned into an Ouzel Bird

by Comic01 June 15, 2017

bird stalling

When you have to shit but wait until you have a car nearby to do it on.

Dude, I really had to shit but I was bird stalling until I got to Tina's new house.

by Fluffykittylover October 4, 2015