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Packing Socks

When a male packs socks in his crotch area, to make it appear he has a bigger penis.
"was the sex good?" "no, he was packing socks. and it gave me the false illusion of a big penis.
by keripillow March 16, 2011
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Dinky Sock

Sock that keeps your dink warm during the winter or night.
Comes in polyester, wool, and even rubber.
My dink's cold so I'm going to wear my Dinky Sock.
by SexyIsCool February 21, 2011
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Cardboard Sock

(n) A Forgotten or misplaced aid for mopping up of excess semen after masturbation / wanking / 5 knuckle shuffle.

Usually under bed for sometime leaving thick, hard casing around item.
"Watched that Roco Sex trainer IX last night...blew up good stlye...
Luckily I found a cardboard sock from last time under the bed"
by Zig Ziggy Treat Teeth April 19, 2009
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silky sock

1. The act of ejaculating inside a sock. Added bonus points for using a waterproof spray on the inside of the sock to aid cleaning.

2. A game of similar ilk to “Soggy Biscuit”. A group of men will masturbate in a timed race against each other. The loser being the last one to climax into a single designated sock then has to wear the sock for 24 hours.
“It’s Stuart’s stag do, let’s have a game of silky sock!”
by Silky Reg September 20, 2020
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optimus sock

the act of recieving head and pulling your penis out so fiercly the recievers intestines follow your penis out of his/her mouth.

"A pink sock. Just the other way."
i totally optimus socked russell last night.
by thedragondoes August 14, 2007
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Sleep Socking

The art of deriving pleasure from putting on socks in the middle of the night.
I went to bed without socks. I must have been sleep socking because I woke up with my favorite pair of wooly socks on. But my hangnail still hurts.
by ZiggZagg007 November 26, 2013
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troll socking

Where you wear your long socks folded down so that others think you are wearing short socks.
Bro you forgot your long socks!
No dude, I'm troll socking it.
by Minecraftman 666 November 17, 2011
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