Sloppy Squirrel

When you are so excited to have sex, that you cum, and shit at the same time. Typically happens the instant the penis touches the vagina skin.

Dude, my crush that friendzoned me finally let me have sex with her, I was waiting for this for so long, all I could do was give her the Sloppy Squirrel!

by RiggaToeknee October 20, 2020

Sloppy Seconds

To get with a guy right after another girl does. Plain & Simple.

Jessie: "Jesus Christ, Why Is Maura Tryna Get With Evan, My Sloppy Seconds? WTF?"

by jessiesabbb December 19, 2018

Sloppy Brompton

A Sloppy Brompton is when a man wraps his penis in lunch/deli meats and penetrates a partner (preferably anal). He should get himself to near ejaculation and then pull his still meat-wrapped member out to finish in his partners mouth (mayo). It can be made sloppier by switching holes multiple times before finishing during the course of this activity.

I went to the deli for a quarter pound of pastrami so that later, when you come over, I can give you a Sloppy Brompton.

by gurgleberg December 12, 2011

Sloppy tart

After a one night stand if the women walks out with still wet cum on her clothes in public.

Mother to daughter" See that women over there. Don't be like her. Don't become a sloppy tart"

by Betty Swollocks 69 May 16, 2017

sloppy joe

when two people have anal sex while one is constipated

guy #1: Fuck i made a mistake last night

guy #2: what happened?

guy #1: i had a sloppy joe last night

guy #2: wow you have some really bad luck

by Baron A June 3, 2010

Sloppy William

A sandwich made with chilli, cheese and sliced up pork sausages, very similar to the American sloppy joe. Named in celebration of the engagement of Prince William and Kate Middlesworth (and subsequently the sex act that he will preform on her).

The sloppy William as a sex act involves dressing up as a member of the nazi party (preferably an SS officer) and systematically forcing your penis (refered to as a luger) into every orifice of the womans body including eye sockets. You then ejaculate into the girls eyes, collect the fluid up and mix it with boiling water and force her to inhale it to finish with what is described as the "gas chamber". Sick bastards!

Example 1
guy 1: Im hungry.
Guy 2 : Lets get a sloppy William

Example 2
Prince william: This sloppy william feels so good. hows it for you?
Kate M: It hurts my eyes but thats ok. as long as you finish with the gas chamber
Prince willy:Hey dad stop watching you dirty old perv

by commemorative meal man January 12, 2011

sloppy jose

A sloppy jose is when you fuck a girl in the ass and just before you cum you pull out and shoot your load into a double shot of Jose Cuervo. Then, let her take the shot like the dirty whore she is.

Last night I slipped that chick at the bar a sloppy jose.

by wall mirror June 19, 2009