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thought salad

Random, unconnected thinking that that doesn’t make sense. Though salad shows an undisciplined, scattered way of thinking as evidenced by the nutso stream of words coming out of the person’s mouth.
While s/he seemed sincere, I didn't get what s/he was trying to say... Bad case of thought salad.

There was once a prominent person who spoke in word salad because the poor guy had a severe case of thought salad. You could see it in the Tweets, too.
by Kevitar March 1, 2020
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sperm salad

The act of applying a fresh warm layer of sperm all over a fresh salad at your local Applebees for your girlfriend.
Don’t worry Emily I’ll fix up your sperm salad
by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023
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Math Salad

The usage of an improper mathematical formula or spontaneous number crunching usually caused by a sudden lapse in a student or mathematician's mind.
Dave: "That linear equation exam sucked this morning."

Roberto: "Fo sho, homey. I totally had a head full of math salad!"

Dave: "Tavern tonight?"

Roberto: "Damn straight!"
by Chaz114 February 16, 2010
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Hangover Salad

When u eat an asshole
"I found myself eating hangover salad when I was hella drunk with Chelsea on Saturday and I ate hangover salad".
by Dereksigmund September 25, 2019
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Stoner salad

A newer street name for marijuana, pot, or weed.
Person 1: hey man you got any stoner salad?
Person 2: what the hell is that
by mossybreadsticks June 19, 2022
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Chinese Salad

When you put your finger in your friends butt and make another friend smell it.
Tom put his finger in Coty’s butt, then stood behind Josh while hold his finger under Josh’s nose...serving him a Chinese Salad.
by Roscoe 43 September 27, 2020
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Salad Stuff

Bags of pre-packaged lettuce at the grocery store.
Husband: Babe, what do you want at the grocery store?
Wife: Salad Stuff!
by jfrapp August 20, 2011
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