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Petting the horse.

Jenn: Damn, that looks good. What did you do?

John: Decided it's time to start petting the horse.
by potterfreak98 November 5, 2012
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horse trainer

Someone who solves problems you never knew existed in ways that will blow your mind.
"Why did that horse trainer throw a ball that looks like it's from Rocket League at the horse?"
"idk bro"
by UnixTM December 27, 2022
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horse with gloves

something that will undoubtedly fuck your whole existence.
"I got a DUI and was going 60mph over the speed limit, this situation is a complete horse with gloves, I'm going to jail for sure..."
by HorseWithGloves August 30, 2018
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Endless Horse

endless.horse the website with a horse that has everything except hooves, and has very very long calves. You desperately scroll trying to find the hooves but to catch you off guard there is no luck and it keeps going.
“Hey look it’s the endless horse!”
“Bro where are it’s hooves
“HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA”
by Swind/swick April 4, 2022
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Horse Girl

A typically socially awkward white girl with horses on everything she owns and obsesses over them, sometimes owning one or more, or often found in close proximity to them. It is implied that they might also ride the animal in more ways than one due to this obsession. This is a natural interpretation that anyone would have bc of the long gazes at, drooling over and constant discussions about said beasts. People often attempt to modify this meaning, but this dictionary is for saying the quiet parts out loud so people actually understand and can use said word in the proper context.
Shelly always refuses to attend social events like a normie bc she's an obsessed horse girl that's probably spending yet another evening with her horse. In the barn. Alone.
by SQUATCHGIRL November 1, 2022
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horse-collared

To tackle someone to the ground by grabbing the back of their shirt collar.
John was horse-collared on his way to the endzone
by Revolos55 March 9, 2009
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Fucking the horse

An inability to attract and seduce women which leads to the person fucking a horse instead. Another name for dying alone
“Bro, Erik struck out 3 times at the bar last night”, “I know, he’s definitely gonna end up fucking the horse
by J Facts October 4, 2022
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