Rocky Mountain Oysters

Bull testicles.

Dwight: "Colorado specialty -- Rocky Mountain Oysters"
Michael: "Wow, those do not taste like oysters."
Dwight: "That's because they're not Oysters. They're bull testicles! I cut them off fresh this morning!"

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by IronicMushroom December 30, 2015

Slaying Mountain Lions

Hoggin' but with skinny bitches

Are we hoggin' tonight Johnson? Nah man, I'm Slaying Mountain Lions. Or preferably,"I'm Slay me a Mountain Lion."

by Phillus Green September 4, 2007

GI-mountain-GANTIC

The kind of word you think of when doing a report on The Hobbit at 10 at night

The dwarves live in a GI-mountain-GANTIC town.

by CheeseLlama January 23, 2009

racist mountain lion

A huge mountain lion with a plaid shirt that lives in the hills and eats lots of dark meat and kills black,Indian tan folks

good luck yal watch out for the racist mountain lion

by mr E=mc2 January 11, 2008

broke back mountain

the act of getting a males penis in the anus which can lead to poopy cock,swelling of the anus,or anal bleeding

broke back mountain is tha way to go

by tjizzle31491 June 2, 2008

Mountain Dew Suprise

When someone pees in a mountain dew bottle and closes the lid tight then puts it back into the vending machine or in the bottom of the machine so it will be later picked up by some thirsty shopper extremely retarded person (most likely a polish person)

"Hot damn I found a free mountain dew someone left in the bottom of the machine!" "Oh my God THATS NOT SODA.... ITS PEE!!"
Friend: "Hah! you got a Mountain Dew Suprise!"

by Flipzomg August 24, 2008

Rocky Mountain Grind

Getting a blow job from a girl who is either still eating or just finished eating oreo's.

Tom - "why do you look so pleased with yourself?"
Cam- "Marcy just gave me a Rocky Mountain Grind, it was messy but I was in a hurry..."
Tom - "I prefer wagon wheels..."

by longtimereaderfirsttimecaller November 11, 2012