Sloppy Karen

A sloppy Karen is when you’re giving a blowjob and you throw up on his dick and swallow it back down without them noticing.

Matt: hey, what happened with that guy last night you guys were really hitting it off?
Finn: oh yeah I took him home but I was so drunk I gave him a sloppy Karen but he didn’t notice so it was all good.

by Fboi April 26, 2020

God-Karen

She is the god of all Karens. Even the high rank Karens fear her. Her hair will choke you to death, her kids are barley hanging on to life, sun glasses larger than a solar panel, essential oils are top notch useless, will downright fire you at the spot, drives the most expensive SUV van there is, has 5+ billion followers on Facebook, leader of the Flat Earth Society. If you see her, escape while you can.

Bro1: Why is that lady so shiny?
Bro2: Oh no, it can't be.
Bro2: What?
Bro1: ITS THE GOD-KAREN! RUN!
God-Karen: No.
*Bro1 and Bro2 dies*

by UisforUgly August 19, 2020

Karen on a couch

When your man is in pain you give him a hummer to ease his pain. This is a must do.

My man was in pain so I gave him a Karen on a couch.

by Caring Karen April 16, 2023

Karen-Drivers

Defined as the type of driver(s) who worry about you, than themselves. If they're in the wrong speed lane, flash beams and their response to brake check you, instead of lane changing to correct lane. If you attempt to pass a Karen-Driver, they'll speed up not allowing you to pass by, as well as changing to your lane and slow down on you. 3 miles down the road, a repeat happens again with same Karen-Driver, often a few battles later and a middle finger given by the Karen-Driver, they take their exit leaving you in your inner gangster mental state. 8 out of 10 battles is between a Karen-Driver and a Semi Operator, sometimes there's karma involved if a Statey catches a Karen-Driver in the act.

"Here we go again, Karen-Drivers"
"Worried much about me, Karen-Driver?"
"Brake check me once more, Karen-Driver"
"Yes another, Karen-Driver"
"Do you want sprinkles with that middle finger, Karen-Driver?"
"Catch me at the highway exit, how bout dat! Karen-Driver"

by BMW_Rider320 February 18, 2022

COD karen

A COD Karen is a video game player who no-one wants to play with. He/She is usually part of a group that wants to get rid of him, but doesn't know how too. They are usually petty, don't know how to stop talking, passive, and think they're the best player out there. Additionally, will usually blame everything on others and/or lag instead of admitting they were wrong. If your buddy is a COD Karen you need a group intervention immediately.

Dude, I hate playing with him every night he's such a COD Karen, can we kick him?

by Twoprettybestfriends February 11, 2021

Karen's cleavage

Karen's cleavage is when you get in a very deep argument with a Karen, usually in her firing you or calling your manager if you won

"oh man, I got so deep in Karen's cleavage."
"How man?"
"well we had no pumpkin spice lattes left. I tried to tell her its April, but she managed to fire me."

by mamabootsyae69 February 19, 2020

karen wilson

When your dick has been wanked too hard and it feels like your dick has been ripped off!! Possibly by someone called Karen.... basically your Carrying your Penis.... Karen (to carry) Wilson (Penis)

I saw Karen the other night.... we had a nice time but after I had a Karen Wilson!!

by Rbobby April 23, 2019