Blowjob

When you knock a blow (hit) someone in the face at work usually because you want a pay raise

"Did you hear about Joe? He gave the boss a blowjob and got fired!"

by MittensUB May 8, 2022

Bootie and the Blowjob

An alternative country rock, blues, and grunge band containing members Darius Fucker, Mark Bryan, Dean Felber, and Jim Sonefel.
Their music is some of the most seductive music you'll ever hear in alternative radio stations.

Bootie and the Blowjob: Only Wanna Be With You.

by GregNelson29 September 29, 2023

Giving a shotgun a blowjob

A simile for when your friend wants to do something stupid

Friend A: should I drive tonight?

Friend B: would giving a shotgun a blowjob blow your mind?

by 1blueheron December 11, 2024

Poseidon`s blowjob

pooping in the ocean

Q: What were you doing in the ocean for so long
A: I was just pooping, doing a Poseidon`s blowjob if you will

by AP9910 March 22, 2024

Christmas Eve Blowjob

The time honored tradition of performing fellatio on a loved one under a lit Christmas tree on Christmas Eve in honor of the spirit of giving and holiday stress relief.

Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.

Santa: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a mouthful!"

Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"

by Oral Hershiser December 24, 2024

Sweet ring blowjob

You and your partner take any bag of gummy rings and stretch out the rings carefully and wrap them around your partners penis. Then your significant other proceeds to give the male a blowjob, eating the rings off his penis.

"Yoo, the other day Julia gave me a sweet ring blowjob!"

by anonymous February 14, 2025

Kentucky blowjob

When a trucker has a water for pleasuring himself and as we all know they come in pairs, so the other wing is in inserted into your ass deflated, leaving only the blow piece exposed and then having someone else inflate with their mouth

I was hauling some toys across country in my rig, got bored, so I pulled over and found nice guy and he gave me a Kentucky blowjob

by Nashville bible pusher June 8, 2016