Emily

A literal bitch who you shouldn’t waste your time with. Emily’s will fall for you and make you think they like you. Then one minute later they ghost you and they be a complete bitch about it. When you try to contact them, they blame everything on you and make you feel terrible.

Don’t waste your time!

1. Dude who’s that one girl?
2. That’s Emily! Don’t even bother with her. She’s such a bitch!

by Master of pineapples March 15, 2020

Emily

Biggest bitch there ever was. Everyone thinks she’s so perfect and nice and the sweetest angel, but she’ll stab you in the back the minute the gets a chance. She acts like your best friend one minute but then ditches you and betrays you the next. But it’s okay though, because she got fat and ugly after high school and probably crushes her twig of a boyfriend in bed. We hope she dies in the worst way possible, but Coronavirus will do.

“Wow, what an ugly fat bitch. Her name must be Emily.”

by Karma6660 March 19, 2020

Emily

Emily is stunning, well mannered and has a perfect personality! She is sweet, kind, and funny. She will always try to win in no matter what you are arguing about. She’s a beach girl and won’t take no as an answer to go. She is the best friend you could ask for from her personality to her looks to how she talks to her smarts to her amazingness in being a friend! I love how caring she is, and that’s what make her the best person ever! If you have an Emily in your life don’t forget about them;)

Person 1: look how pretty that girl is

Person 2: her name is probably Emily then

by Tegan cunnane June 10, 2019

emily

literally just ketchup

barney: yo are you frineds w emily?
ian: idk she’s just... ya know? ketchup.
barney: no cap!!!! #saggytits

by animalcrackeraddict69 March 17, 2020

Emily

Douche-canoe bitch

Emily the girl sitting over there.

by Scralixy January 26, 2020

Emily

A girl who looks like a man and loves to cheat. She secretly loves a boy called James but wont admit it to anyone. She is very bitchy and stuck up and loves attention. She is up her own arse and her mum hates boys called Isaac.

See that Emily there? Shes a right mong

by dfefsifseriagr December 18, 2018

Emily

A bloody thick bastard who has the chromosome count of a pebble. Genuinely could not count to 279 if they tried. A nice person but has 0 sense of humour, very likely to enjoy cringe and dad jokes, especially. Usually brunette but sometimes blonde and it's very rare they're sexy, but if you find a sexy one it's usually a keeper. Very trustworthy, as long as they remember to use their minimal brain and mental capacity, if not, your secrets or good up are probably going to be leaked.

James: Oh my god, look at that emily!
Steven: Yeah, she's great to laugh at.

by Steven19 August 15, 2019