you are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!

That is correct ☆𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙬𝙩𝙮☆

You are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!

by Cloudii.vss April 29, 2021

so many puppies, so little time

Expression of repressed rage and anger at the world. Taken as a lament that with so many puppies (vulnerable shitheads/valuable commodities/etc) in the vicinity, one does not have the time or freedom to exercise one's creative vigour in destroying the whole goddamned lot of them.

Twenty CVs sent out, nineteen Dear John letters, one ignored. No money. So many puppies, so little time.

by Fearman January 7, 2008

You don't trust me with your puppy on a leash look.

The look given when someone is denied a seemingly innocuous right of friendship becuase of a lack of trust.

"No, I won't change in front of you. . . and don't give me that 'You don't trust me with your puppy on a leash look."

by BB Smith April 14, 2010

can I come over to see your puppy

When a person asks to see your puppy, it means come over and have sex.

Hey, can I come over to see your puppy, after school?

by interestinggirls1999 April 19, 2018

Butt Puppy

Someone who likes to have anal sex on all 4's

Aren't you a Butt Puppy?

by skibidigiggity August 29, 2025

Puppies

Another name for toes. Derived from the name dogs, which is a name for foot. In New York City, it is referred as gay to touch puppies. Puppies can be abbreviated to pups.

Can you believe that some people have 11 puppies. That’s crazy!

by 716pups July 26, 2019

Slut puppy

Originally coined in 1986 (by me) meaning a hot little woman who is very cute, sexy, and promiscuous - the kind of hot little slut most every man wants, especially beautiful actresses with little bodies.

Buffy is a hot little slut puppy.

by Crusader103 November 8, 2025