by Anthony69 July 5, 2006
Get the Testicular Fortitudemug. by El ritardo June 29, 2018
Get the testicular holocaustmug. Babe, if you keep sucking my dick, I think I'm going to shoot my testicular expectorant in your mouth.
by Jambo Schlarbeard July 12, 2006
Get the testicular expectorantmug. When a man suddenly gains enough cocky bravery to face a dilemma or challenge which he was previously afraid to do.
Such a feeling simulates the results of one's testicles expanding due to a tumor, which explains the combination of the words "Man" and "Cancer". With his newfound "big balls", a man will stop being a whiney bitch and achieve his goals.
One experiencing Testicular Mancer will gain a short term badass attitude, shortly followed by sweating, crying, and proclaiming "Holy shit, did I just do that?!"
Such a feeling simulates the results of one's testicles expanding due to a tumor, which explains the combination of the words "Man" and "Cancer". With his newfound "big balls", a man will stop being a whiney bitch and achieve his goals.
One experiencing Testicular Mancer will gain a short term badass attitude, shortly followed by sweating, crying, and proclaiming "Holy shit, did I just do that?!"
Paul: "Hey, did you hear? Randy just asked out Judy on a date!"
John: "Man, that guy has come down with serious case of Testicular Mancer..."
John: "Man, that guy has come down with serious case of Testicular Mancer..."
by MAN SANDWICH October 27, 2008
Get the Testicular Mancermug. I don't get as close a shave when my scrote is firm. Because like these ridge-y structures form, right, like a testicular exoskeleton, so any hairs between the ridges don't get shorn that short.
by Rabbit543 May 15, 2014
Get the testicular exoskeletonmug. *BREAKING NEWS*
Man caught showing 3rd graders his testicular retraction skills is now facing the death penalty.
Man caught showing 3rd graders his testicular retraction skills is now facing the death penalty.
by Dick Widebum August 24, 2019
Get the Testicular Retractionmug. Testicular cancer is a art of cancer that is in your Nuts
Your balls are gonna hurt and the nut that has it will become bigger
example in a scentence
Your balls are gonna hurt and the nut that has it will become bigger
example in a scentence
Person 1 "bro my balls hurt"
Person 2 "did you check your balls testicular cancer?"
Person 1 "no i didnt ckeck"
Person 2 "Your fricked"
Person 1(fricking dies cutely)
Person 2 "did you check your balls testicular cancer?"
Person 1 "no i didnt ckeck"
Person 2 "Your fricked"
Person 1(fricking dies cutely)
by lordbaguette October 26, 2022
Get the Testicular cancermug.