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Equatorial Guinea

Due to the oil industry, it is the richest African country but it has one of the poorest average populations in the world. This is because the national leaders hog all the money to themselves. It is also the only African country that speaks Spanish. Its capital (Malabo) is on a tiny island (Bioko) far away from the mainland (Rio Muni). It's also really hot down there. Not to be confused with Guinea, Guinea Bissau, Papua New Guinea, Guyana, French Guiana, the island New Guinea, or the guinea pig.
ITS ALL ABOUT THE OIL AND THE DICTATORS DOWN THERE IN EQUATORIAL GUINEA!
by CallingAllTortoises April 15, 2019
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goth guinea

someone who is goth and is tremendously hairy
bro i saw a goth guinea when i was at a peppa pig concert they were extra gothie
by clikkie January 31, 2019
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Twisting guinea

A crazy person who forces themselves into unnatural or very annoying movement motions or comments that disrupts any activity or peace within a home or place of work. Such as, pounding or swearing or stomping.
“Seth stop pounding you twisting guinea”

“Dude, stop being a twisting guinea”
by PandaChicken March 16, 2018
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guinea dick

A much, much smaller, softer furred, terrified version of a regular dick.
Damn these uncoordinated tittie midgets and their jigging Guinea dicks!
by LeAFiLL October 17, 2017
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guinea gravy

A tomato based sauce served over meat,poultry,fish and pasta.
Vito- I think Mama put too much garlic in the guinea gravy
by Mischief -gold&piracy September 22, 2017
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Guinea Pig

Guinea pigs are a furry ball, or a potato. They have little squeakers that sound like a pig being stabbed, and can go off when they hear you, the fridge opening, a bag crinkle, or if they see food.

Whenever they eat, they make little potato baby’s. Usually after eating you’ll find a mound of these. Sometimes they’ll go back for seconds sometimes and will eat the potato baby’s.
A furry potato can also be a skinny piggy which is a peeled potato.
by Peznuttychu September 20, 2019
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low guinea

Low class Italians, generally ones who wear wife beater T-shirts, scam the system and know people in the pizza business. Houses always smell of some type of low grade Italian food.
Low guineas use an oil dip stick for shishkabobs, then return it to the car.
by tirtle May 28, 2018
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