When the man slaps his dick on his lady friends vagina and after she squirts and it lands in her eye.
So after she finished squirting on my dick I slapped my dick on her pussy and and some of it landed in her eye. She asked "Did you nut ? " I said nah I just squirtled you
by The_r0ckStar February 22, 2019
Get the Squirtledmug. Last night I squirtled her
by anonymous March 1, 2021
Get the Squirtlemug. The act of performing a nude spinning jump-kick, while simultaneously sharting within close proximity of a person.
Person 1: Dang, did you see Chuck Norris shitting all over Steven Segal!?
Person 2: Yeah, man! Good old Chuck Norris really gave Segal a burnt squirtle! Stevie-boy will be scrubbing shart spray of his face for days!
Person 2: Yeah, man! Good old Chuck Norris really gave Segal a burnt squirtle! Stevie-boy will be scrubbing shart spray of his face for days!
by BobShart July 1, 2023
Get the Burnt Squirtlemug. by RescueRick November 14, 2022
Get the Squirtlemug. Squirtle (noun): A tiny amount, usually water. Sometimes a cute Pokemon characer.
Squirtling (verb): An action that may or may not involve a small spurt of water. In all cases, it's considered cute and adorable and not in any way demeaning to women.
Squirtling (verb): An action that may or may not involve a small spurt of water. In all cases, it's considered cute and adorable and not in any way demeaning to women.
Squirtle is a Pokemon species that enjoys squirtling around.
Squirtling the water hose releases a squirtle of water.
Squirtling the water hose releases a squirtle of water.
by Squirtle Lady September 23, 2025
Get the Squirtlemug. by YeeticusYaMum February 4, 2019
Get the Squirtlemug. The Pokémon, Squirtle, playing sweet riffs on a guitar.
Fun fact : If the guitar is painted to look like a pokéball, it is called a Poké-tar(Po-Guitar) Squirtle.
Fun fact : If the guitar is painted to look like a pokéball, it is called a Poké-tar(Po-Guitar) Squirtle.
by TheRealGruffalo October 15, 2022
Get the Guitar Squirtlemug.