mister hoeless

this man is a hoeless and loyal man that is respectful to women.

that nigga sicario like mister hoeless

by armednigger January 5, 2022

Mister Blister

A nickname you would call a male parent or guardian to annoy them or for fun during an event.

This name can be used to make fun of that person or just because you feel like it.

Scenario 1:
Shelby: "You really suck at this, Mister Blister!"

Male parent/guardian: "would you stop annoying me!"

Scenario 2:

Shelby: "Hey Mister Blister, how's it going?"
Male parent/guardian: "Good, thanks."

by couch-lady March 28, 2022

mister freeze

When getting a blow job in a car during sub-zero temperatures, the man pulls the girls hair back, cuts on her face and pushes her out the car, causing the cum to freeze, making the girl walk home with cum on her face.

Dad:"Where have you been?! And what is on your face!?!"

Daughter:"Tyler gave me a mister freeze"

by TheProduct2003 March 29, 2022

Mister Brown

My business associate with whom I meet on an almost unchanging basis every morning between the hours of 9 and 11:30 in the toilet. Mister Brown is smooth, sophisticated, and extremely professional. I always feel relieved after doing business with him.

Honey, I need an extremely large magazine. I'm going to be in session with Mister Brown for at least an hour.

by misterbrown June 2, 2011

mister boobsey

another word for your peen. girls will only go out with you if you call it this.

Sarah: omg do you have a boner right now...
kyle: mister boobsey is excited to see you.

by suckthesetatas March 22, 2019

Mister Lawrence

A gay nigga that does farms in his backyard that makes his students work for him as slaves

Mister Lawrence is about to nut

by Mister Lawrence May 26, 2018

Mister Peckawood

Man with 103 inch dick.

I was walking down the street when i stepped on something; it was mister peckawood.

by TGL February 13, 2010