When two people are sharing a delicious food and one person deliberately gobbles up the best part then passes it over with nonchalance, but all the while knowing underneath they are terribly guilty of their ungodly action.
This originally takes its name from an indecent where two people were sharing a Twix ice cream, with an actual Twix, and one person ate the whole candy bar before passing it over to the other. The person who got twixed was traumatized for the rest of their life.
This originally takes its name from an indecent where two people were sharing a Twix ice cream, with an actual Twix, and one person ate the whole candy bar before passing it over to the other. The person who got twixed was traumatized for the rest of their life.
Kelly and Carlos are enjoying a nice Twix and Kinder ice cream with a Twix bar noticeably standing out. They are having a casual conversation:
"Hey Carlos, when you eat food do you save the best for last?"
"Of course!" He answers, making eye contact with the Twix bar.
Ten minutes later Carlos gets distracted by something that Kelly points out. Gobble noises are heard all over the plaza... "GOBLBBLBRRBOOBBEEBUB"
When he looks back Kelly offers him the ice cream cup with a little bit of ice cream left and no sign of the Twix bar. She asks "Do you want any more?"
Carlos looks at the ice cream and then back at Kelly, not able to process what has happened, and says "where's the twix?"
Kelly, full of remorse, still chewing the last of the candy bar, says "I'm so sorry, I didn't know you wanted any"
Carlos with tears in his eyes says "you twixed me"
"Hey Carlos, when you eat food do you save the best for last?"
"Of course!" He answers, making eye contact with the Twix bar.
Ten minutes later Carlos gets distracted by something that Kelly points out. Gobble noises are heard all over the plaza... "GOBLBBLBRRBOOBBEEBUB"
When he looks back Kelly offers him the ice cream cup with a little bit of ice cream left and no sign of the Twix bar. She asks "Do you want any more?"
Carlos looks at the ice cream and then back at Kelly, not able to process what has happened, and says "where's the twix?"
Kelly, full of remorse, still chewing the last of the candy bar, says "I'm so sorry, I didn't know you wanted any"
Carlos with tears in his eyes says "you twixed me"
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what the fuck do you mean so it's the second best in the world
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