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George Washington

A George Washinton is when you cum on a girls teeth and force her to brush it in.
"Omg Barbera, Fred made me do a George Washington last night"
by Monk Eballs July 14, 2022
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George Washington

The father of our country, America, 1st president of the U.S.A.
Guy 1: "Whaddya think of George Washington?"

Guy 2: "Dude, he's the father of our nation, he literally gave us freedom. What do you think my opinion is?"
by Dumb_American March 18, 2024
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The first POTUS, and the guy you never listened to when it came to political parties.
George Washington: "Let me now warn you in the most solemn manner against the baneful effects of the spirit of party. The common and continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it. It serves always to distract the public councils and enfeeble the public administration. It agitates the community with ill-founded jealousies and false alarms; kindles the animosity of one part against another. In governments purely elective, it is a
spirit not to be encouraged."
*Centuries later...2024 presidential election nominates Donald Trump as the forty-seventh president of the United States.*
Guy: "What the fuck? How did this happen?"
Sabrina: "This country is gay. Figuratively."
That guy with the goatee & wraparound shades: "FUCK YEAR! 'murica will be BETTER THAN EVER!"
George Washington: "...you all fail me."
by 7568ino April 25, 2025
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A sexual act involving one partner ejaculating on the other partner’s teeth, then making them brush their teeth with the semen.
Person 1: “Dude, did you hear about how this lady got George Washingtoned by her boyfriend?”
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When an American surprise fucks a British person in the ass, on Christmas Eve
Man I visited my girlfriend in England over Christmas and I couldn’t help it and gave her the George Washington
by A.Graf August 2, 2023
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"Who is the first ever United States president?"

" Idk? "

"bro u stupid its George Washington"
by Stfu p May 24, 2020
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