mexi-can't 

A failure at life, a mexican fence-jumper.

Andrew Sainz is a mexi-can't.

mexi-can't by Rick James, BITCH..! August 1, 2009

mexican timemachine 

A place for mexicans go to the bathroom before,during,after working on a house.(a.k.a-portapotty)

mexi-1: man i have to take a fatty shit
mexi-2: hey ese use the mexican timemachine.

mexican timemachine by suasponte January 27, 2005

mexican toothbrush  

when fucking her doggie style you stick your finger in her butt, when she turns to complain you jab your finger in her mouth.

my girl started talking back so I gave her a mexican toothbrush to shut her up.

mexican toothbrush by 12 year old reterded boy April 9, 2009

mexican toothpick

long, curved clipping from a toenail used to pick food from teeth

"I had a piece of cilantro stuck in my tooth, so I pulled off my sock and peeled off a mexican toothpick from my big toe and got it out."

mexican toothpick by R. Brown July 6, 2007

Mexican tattoo 

A mexican tattoo is when you take a person and throw a rope around his neck, then you take that rope and tie it to your saddle. You slap the horse on the ass and put a strain on the neck. Once he gasps you take the spur on your boot and place it on his neck all while pushing your heel back piercing him with the spur.

I gave that asshole a mexican tattoo, now he'll think twice before stealing from me!

Mexican tattoo by Jeff from SD July 1, 2008

Mexican Town 

It is also known as Southwest Detroit but everybody recognizes it as Mexican Town because it's mainly Mexicans who live here. Since it such a large Mexican crowd, we offer the best food, products and atmosphere you can find in Michigan.

Outsider: Hey where are you from?
Detroiter: Detroit
Outsider: Ohhhh...What part???
Detroiter: Southwest
Outsider: Where??
Detroiter: Mexican Town
Outsider: Oh wow that's like so cool, I love the food there! You are so lucky!

Mexican Town by Western Cowboys/Piranhas July 28, 2011

Mexican Town Clown 

An absolute idiot, usually from the city of Detroit.

Mike and Cory are the two biggest Mexican Town Clowns in the entire office. Those guys fuck around all day and do absolutely nothing.

Mexican Town Clown by Anon1111234 February 11, 2009