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Simple bitch syndrome

1. When someone knows the truth, hears the truth and sees the truth. And still continues to be dumb.

2. When someone is afraid of something that they don't understand. Refuses to understand it. Yet want to act as if they know everything about it.
Example 1.

Guy1. "I saw your girl creeping out of a hotel last week with another dude."

Guy2. "You're lying. My girl would never do that."

Guy1. "Look man. This girl is a hoe. Everyone sees it but you. You need to wake up." -shows proof.

Guy2. "Imma still be with her anyway. I don't care what you or anyone says."

Example2.

Girl1. "I can't fuck with someone with HIV. They can keep that shit."

Girl2. "You idiot. You act like it's airborne. There are people who live longer abd healthier lives wit the virus. Aids and HIV are not the same. They're more scared of you than you are of them. "

Girl1: " I studied it when I was in college. People can die from it. "

Girl2. " You can die from Aids, dummy. Not HIV. It can lead to Aids if not treated. God. You gotta be the simplest bitch on the planet. Simple bitch syndrome is real, y'all. "
by LBlunt313 September 16, 2019
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Cali Driver’s Syndrome

Literally the most annoying and laziest people. These type of people think 10 minutes is a far drive and literally complain if you ask them to go anywhere that isn’t a 2 minute walk.
Hey Carlos, mind taking me to Walmart?
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far

Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad
by Doubletrouble50 August 3, 2019
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Penelope Syndrome

is a coined term that describes a specific archetype of women or girls who are not only exceptionally attractive but also possess distinct feminine physical traits. These traits include high cheekbones, cupid bow lips, and a beautifully symmetrical smile.
The term is named "Penelope" because it's named after Royal princess Lady Penelope Devereux, known for her astonishing beauty, she led an eventful and scandalous life and a tragic fate

However, Penelope Syndrome goes beyond physical appearance. These women often excel in various aspects of their lives, showcasing talents and abilities that set them apart. Despite their outward beauty and inner gifts, they frequently have a background filled with significant trauma or adversity. This combination of striking beauty, talent, and a tragic past creates a complex and often poignant persona.

The term suggests that, much like a fairytale princess, these individuals may seem perfect on the surface but have endured deep emotional pain or challenging experiences. Their journey is often marked by a sense of resilience and strength, as they navigate their way through life's difficulties.

In summary, Princess Syndrome encapsulates the idea of a woman or girl who is not only visually stunning and highly accomplished but also carries a history of profound personal struggles. This duality of beauty and hardship makes their story all the more compelling and evocative
Anna Nicole Smith, Princess Diana, Aaliyah, and Marilyn Monore are widely known women who all have Penelope Syndrome
by saditytheseclusion. November 16, 2024
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gay syndrome

when you’re too gay to have friends and or sexual partners
john: your so gay you have gay syndrome so we aren’t friends

patty: awh darn
by timmy lukanburg July 1, 2019
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Harry Belafonte Syndrome

When a famous person who generally stays out of politics suddenly becomes extremely political for seemingly no reason.
Harry Belafonte Syndrome was named for the actor and musician of the same name (Duh). He was very popular and famous until the mid-late 2000s, when he suddenly revealed that he is a registered democrat. Suddenly, he became an extreme liberal activist. He even said in 2012 that anyone who opposes the re-election of Barack Obama should be sent to prison. This statement landed him in very hot water, and he was harshly censured before effectively falling off the face of the earth. However, he is still alive, and his liberal activism is still dominant over his musical talent.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2021
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Cinderella Syndrome

Hitting a certain time each day when you just crash.
Someone: "Are you okay? You seem a bit agitated."
Someone else: "Yeah I'm okay, cinderella syndrome after 3pm."
by KnightSmithJones May 13, 2018
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Muda Syndrome

A disease which is caused by being an extreme Jojotard and the symptom is losing of speech and only thing you can say is MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
Jake: mudamuda mudamudamudamudamuda MUDA MUDA MUDA.

Carl: WTF happened to Jake.

Tim: He watched too much of JJBA and got the Muda Syndrome.
by Saitama 777 April 7, 2021
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