I just had sex with your mom
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"Alright babe! Just a few rules..."
"What?"
"Add the bed; subtract the close, and divide the legs ;)"
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"Alright babe! Just a few rules..."
"What?"
"Add the bed; subtract the close, and divide the legs ;)"
"Ahhhh.... ;) - I just hope we don't multiply 💀"
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"Did she just say sex?" Richard whispered.
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"Evan and Aiden had sex-" I started.
"DoN't SaY tHaT wOrD." Harrison said, shuting me up.
"Did she just say sex?" Richard whispered.
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"Evan and Aiden had sex-" I started.
"DoN't SaY tHaT wOrD." Harrison said, shuting me up.
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