Syndrome de Djamal :
il s'agit d'un syndrome pathologique qui se transmet en parlant ou en interagissant avec une personne atteinte de ce syndrome. Les symptômes les plus connus de ce syndrome sont des blagues idiotes ou une manipulation de mots pouvant provoquer un inconfort, une confusion, une envie de pleurer ou de vomir. , ou peuvent parfois entraîner des spasmes musculaires. À ce jour, il n’existe aucun traitement contre cette maladie faute d’études à ce sujet, mais une des précautions est de fermer les oreilles lorsqu’une personne infectée raconte une blague, etc.
il s'agit d'un syndrome pathologique qui se transmet en parlant ou en interagissant avec une personne atteinte de ce syndrome. Les symptômes les plus connus de ce syndrome sont des blagues idiotes ou une manipulation de mots pouvant provoquer un inconfort, une confusion, une envie de pleurer ou de vomir. , ou peuvent parfois entraîner des spasmes musculaires. À ce jour, il n’existe aucun traitement contre cette maladie faute d’études à ce sujet, mais une des précautions est de fermer les oreilles lorsqu’une personne infectée raconte une blague, etc.
by yacin.in4K January 31, 2024
Get the Syndrome de Djamalmug. When a person who is obviously guilty continues to profess innocence regardless of overwhelming proof of their guilt. A drunk driver who denies being drunk after getting in to an accident, blows over the limit on a breathalyzer, and has witnesses confirming they were drunk will be a person exhibiting "Accountability Resistance Syndrome"
A child holding a crayon, covered in crayon marks, who was caught writing their name on the living room wall that denies vandalizing the wall is experiencing Accountability Resistance Syndrome.
by Kooriki May 2, 2024
Get the Accountability Resistance Syndromemug. When you think can't feel your fitbit cause your so use to wearing it , so you have check and feel your wrist , or look down at your wrist.
by Twebster117 January 22, 2018
Get the Fitbit Phantom syndrome or FPSmug. Similar to Stockholm Syndrom, except it normally happens during prom season. Symptoms are romantic or affectionate feelings for your prom date, caused by friends, prom hype, and a variety of other factors. These feeling can result in kissing, handjobs, blowjobs, or in extreme cases, prom babies. Symptoms of Promhold syndrome disappear within 1-10 days after prom night.
"She totally blew him on prom night. She's normally such a good girl!"
"She probably developed promhold syndrome. Give it a week."
"She probably developed promhold syndrome. Give it a week."
by Boss Hog 227 August 26, 2013
Get the Promhold Syndromemug. MeHey shadi
Shadi: hi my friend likes you
Person:really
Me:no
Shadi:yes he does
Me:sorry she has dontknowhowtoshutup syndrome
Shadi: hi my friend likes you
Person:really
Me:no
Shadi:yes he does
Me:sorry she has dontknowhowtoshutup syndrome
by Big swag boy 67 August 22, 2019
Get the dontknowhowtoshutup syndromemug. Oh man, there's this one kid at my school that has Basil Syndrome so bad! He's such a pain to be around.
by 1W;0f;2Y;7u;3L;16w;4A;6h April 11, 2021
Get the Basil Syndromemug. “I was supposed to buy groceries today but came down with a severe case of Hoskinson syndrome.”
“My daughter stares at her iPad for hours. We can only hope it’s Hoskinson syndrome.”
“My daughter stares at her iPad for hours. We can only hope it’s Hoskinson syndrome.”
by Liamtskinner March 1, 2021
Get the Hoskinson syndromemug.