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Misery Loves Cumpoony

So you’re having a bad day. What better way to improve the day than to play a joke on someone and make them miserable too? This gag starts by dropping a steamy snickers along with a cream pie in the punch bowl and then dropping an object of importance right next to the toilet. You must now come up with an excuse to make someone else retrieve the item (eg: I threw out my back last night bc Bill Cosby pounded my spinky so good. Could you please help me?). If timed correctly, when the poor lad goes to pick up the item, the toilet will auto flush and the creamy mudpie will splatter onto his face like a child trying to eat a cream filled donut.
Tyrant: Dude I took the kids swimming yesterday. It was a nice day.

Big Easy: Glad you had a nice day, my day was miserable. I went to the shitter and decided to pump and dump. Then told buhl I needed him to pick something up for me. When he went to bend over the toilet flushed at the perfect time and he got mollywhopped by my Boston cream pie. You know what they say, “misery loves cumpoony”.

Tyrant: You need to see a psychiatrist.
by Stoney69 August 29, 2019
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love

bullshit

love is something that makes you want to rip your eyeballs out from your eyes when you see it
look they’re in love. that road looks comfy
by kmmacc15 September 13, 2022
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love

Love is awful. Its awful. Its painful. Its frightening. It makes you doubt yourself. Judge yourself. Distance your self from the other people in your life. It makes you selfish. It makes you obsessed with how you look. It makes you say and do things you never thought you would do. when you find somebody that you love, it feels like hope. However love is one of the best feelings in the world. It brings joy and happiness. Just seeing them smile makes your day even better. Your heart pumps blood around your body like crazy by just thinking about them. Your heart would flutter just by imagining what it would be like in a relationship with them. Their laugh is beautiful. You could look into their eyes all day and get lost in them. Love can be so magnificent that you cannot even use words to descibe the feeling of it. Love is such a heavenly gift. That you would do anything just for them to be happy. One text from them would makes you smile uncontrollable.

But it all depends if they feel the same for you. And thats where your heart either becomes satisfied or heartbroken. When you find out if they do or do not.
you might want them in your life but are u sure r u atually the person they want in their life? is the question where ur heart gets broken by love
by jam65t January 22, 2023
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I love you more

Chloe Berry loves Ben Covey more !!
by Your name September 3, 2021
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turbo love

When a dog gets very excited when they first see you.
My dog is usually so calm but hits me with turbo love when I walk in the door.
by Skoo_buh February 16, 2023
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a manga about this one guy named rentarou and his incredible gigachad rizz. his sheer strength and power far surpasses any mid ordinary self insert cookie cutter spineless weak harem mc. oh yeah and he also has girlfriends ig
The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You has a wide cast of characters who all somehow have their own fair share of screentime and characterisation, including the thirsty one, the tsundere one, the cute one, the cool one, the drugs one, the billionaire one, the hangry one, the maid one, the masochist one, the beautiful one, the shy one, Rentarou’s cousin, the American one, the country one, the sus one, the grandma one, the age regressor one, the gyaru one, the chuuni one, the second maid one, the drunk one, the violent one, the numberphile one, the capoeira one, the kitty one, the Oshi No Ko one, the gothic lolita one, the clingy one, the doomer one and more.
by pink_lasagna June 28, 2024
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no hate like Christian love

Christians say they spread love, but actually they spread a lot of hatred. For instance, Christians propagate that God loves everyone, but that non-believers will burn in torment forever. Or "God accepts everyone as they are, but queers are sinners who must suffer a heteronormative life till their deaths"; that a woman is the same creation of God as men, but must submit to them
-Jesus loves you
-ok, I don't care
- you'll burn in hell!!! repent while you still can, or you'll regret it!
-no hate like Christian love
by Donoav March 22, 2025
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