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MANDATORY BALL PARK ASSH0LE

It stems from and it is "STRICTLY ENFORCED" NO PEDOPHILE is allowed within out of TRANSIT 300 yards of any PARK.
COME upon these PEDOPHILE RINGS and what they do to BABIES, LITTLE BOYS, LITTLE GIRLS and TWEENS as the MANDATORY BALL PARK ASSH0LE as blatantly saying SHOVE THOSE DAMN BALLS UP YOUR DRY ASSHOLE PEDOPHILE and BALLS of all kinds and materials is a must since it is an ENDURING for ANAL ALAN the JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE to be PODOFEETED and have trouble SHITTING THEM BALLS OUT.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 9, 2022
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Balle

*Liten balle du har!
*Skulle du kunna blåsa upp min balle? Den är för liten!
*De delar ut gratis ballar till barn på donken, ska du ha?
by 7four7 September 18, 2024
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knotty balls

"man my balls are stuck in a knot""You got knotty balls tied up"
by da fat shet November 8, 2015
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Nerd Ball

Official Rules Of Nerd-Ball

(game was made by a group of Individuals in the youth)
1) The objective of the game is to be the last man standing

2) use your hand to hit the cue-ball (white one) trying to get the 8-ball (black one) in any one of the pockets

3) if you hit the cue-ball in the pocket before the 8-ball goes in your out

4) if the person in front of you gets the 8-ball in the pocket your out and wait until the game is over

5) on the serve you have 3 attempts to hit the ball if unable to do so, your out

6) if on the serve you manage to hit both balls in at the same time your out, This move is further known as the Katalynn

7) if any of the 2 balls in play go off the table your out (unless it’s a serve)

8) After someone gets out the person behind them go to serve the ball

9) if the 8-ball stops moving before you hit the ball your out

10) when the person hits the ball their turn is over and the person behind them is up

11) Once a game has started no one can join in late

12) Alliances are allowed

13) If you're not competitive it's not the game for you maybe play SPLONG
by Mason Wolfe December 30, 2021
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balls

OMG! Look at Donovan’s big black ballsacks !!
by Patrigga__ December 7, 2021
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my balls are itchy

When using the phrase " My balls are itchy ". It is to indicate specimens around you or whomever you directed it at that your genitals have an irritating sensation that makes you want to scratch.
"Hey my balls are itchy"
"Bro, my balls have been feeling itchy"
by viperkiller32 February 7, 2023
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Cock and ball torture

Cock and ball torture From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia at en.wikipedia.org

Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant.

Image: Electrostimulation applied on a penis

Contents: Section 1: In Pornography Section 2: Ball stretcher Section 3: Parachute Section 4: Humbler Section 5: Testicle cuff

Section 1: In pornography

In addition to it’s occasional role in BDSM pornography, Tamakeri (literally Ball kicking) is a separate genre in Japan. One notable actress in tamakeri is Erika Nagai who typically uses her martial arts skills to knee or kick men in the testicles.

Section 2: Ball stretcher A ball stretcher is a sex toy that is fastened around a man in order to elongate the scrotum and provide a feeling of weight pulling the testicles away from the body. While leather stretchers are most common, other models are made of steel rings that are fastened with screws causing additional mildly uncomfortable weight to the wearer. The length of the stretcher may vary from 1-4 inches, and the steel models can weigh as much as five pounds.
by Dragonfish_king July 24, 2022
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