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slimy vagina

When a woman's vagina has been used too many times in a day without proper hygiene.
Susan's really hot but she's got a slimy vagina, dude.
by Sick bitch December 4, 2013
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vagina salamander

a person who tries to get in the pants of girls who are awake and sober, but the girls do not like the person.
"Becky, beware that ron guy is a Total Vagina Salamander!"
by EShanks January 23, 2009
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Vagina House

The vagina house is the holy trinity of a women's thighs, ass and hips. It is the place that the vagina lives!
That girl has an excellent vagina house. I'm going to try to move in to spend the summer.
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vagina sting

1: When a woman is walking around naked and gets stung by a bee on a vag lip. It causes great swelling and orgasmic satisfaction.
The crazy nudist ho got a vagina sting and fell into an orgasmic rage.
by Roy Sanchez July 27, 2006
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the vagina game

A game were the players insert the word vagina into movie titles, whick ever player come up with the most creative and funny wins
'A vagina too far' -A bridge too far
'The Vagina mile' -The green mile
'VaginaFace' -Scarface
by Sedated Prodigy May 13, 2005
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fortified vagina

a vagina which is extremely difficult to gain acess too
"are you gunna try her"
"nah, she's got a fortified vagina"
by garbage day!!!! August 27, 2006
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Vagina Monster

A creature that has a voice like Samuel Jackson (mutha fucka), a bald head, a mustache, and a trident. He has lots of fangs, a beer belly, and a A-shirt with both kinds of "gravy stains." He has a chode, (definition here meaning wider than long so that it looks like some type of deformed ham) and has the asshole of a 7 year old. He has a magina on his lower belly that hangs like sleeve of wizard. He is also a lousy retard. It is unclear if this means he is bad at being retarded or just retarded to the point of inactivity.
"Dude, I think that chick gave me crabs last night!" "No, man, I think her vagina monster did one hell of a number on you!"
by Joey the fish July 7, 2008
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