Sega kid

In the late 80's to early 90's, the kid who owned a Sega Genesis as opposed to a Nintendo (or a Super Nintendo in the 90's). Unless they were spoiled and owned both.

Jason: Let's go to Joe's house and play Super Mario Brothers.

Patrick: No, he's a Sega kid so we'll have to play Altered Beast.

by not clever December 24, 2014

TC Kid

a sexton worshiper who will do anything to impress lord sexton or to make him laugh. Somewhat of a fake friendship, TC Kids just want lord sexton to like them

lord sexton: Hey
TC Kid: hahahahaha you are so funny. omg i love you so much! Please like me i will do anything

by familyguyfan81 July 5, 2009

Fortnite Kid

An idiot who won't shut up about FORTNITE: BATTLE ROYALE! Usually a 4-9 year old. IQ: 1
Thinks they are the best at everything.

*Watches a bad TikTok*
Man, I hate all these Fortnite Kids.

by Sh1fted September 26, 2020

Wall Kid

A “wall kid” is a term that originates from Eden Prairie, Minnesota. There is no actual wall, the term refers to railings overlooking New Commons. There are four railings, one for Freshman, Sophomores, Juniors, and Seniors. People who stand at these “walls” are called Wall Kids. They go to the walls before school starts, during lunch, and in between classes. To be a wall kid, you can be blonde, you can be rich, you can play football (some baseball players are wall kids, but it’s not a rite of passage), or you can be on drugs and drink hella alcohol (in a “cool” way though, not such a drug addict that you are shooting heroin in the bathrooms, ODing in the halls, or are a frequent user of the sex staircase). It also has to be mentioned that you have to be really hot for people to even consider you a wall kid. Some girls are NOT hot, but if you’re blonde and friends some of the girl wall kids, you’re in. Some ugly guys hang around the walls, too, but they also are probably friends with a wall kid, and the others are probably irritated that someone ugly is by their precious wall. Popular incoming freshman will know that they will become wall kids, and on the first day of school will run to the freshman wall. Wall kids will go to Homecoming and Prom together, throw raging parties, and be guaranteed a spot at a good college (no ivies, none of them are all that smart). Wall kids are the highest rank of social status at Eden Prairie High School.

Girl 1: I really like this one guy. He’s super hot.

Girl 2: There’s no way you could date him, he’s a fucking wall kid.

Guy 1: Are you gonna play football this summer?
Guy 2: Yea, all my friends do it.
Guy 1: you mean all the wall kids.

Girl 1: Goddamn it, all these wall kids are crowding the hall way.

Girl 2: I know!

by Hey, man May 17, 2019

Kid Toucher

A human who is usually of the male gender that touches kids at an uncomfortable or offensive level.

Usually named Antonio, and the victim is usually named Josh.

Antonio is such a kid toucher, he touched Josh

by jesuschristisaliveholycrap October 31, 2022

trigger kid

The kid you're friends with just in case he goes on a killing spree, just so that he spares you.

"James is a trigger kid, one day he'll start shooting people in the cafe, but I shall be spared"

by s'cute March 29, 2015

Kid Cudi

The act of ruining an upbeat moment by saying a depressing fact or statement.

Man 1 : yo do you think I should go on Facebook live real quick just for fun?

Man 2 : did you hear about that dude that got shot on Facebook live? Yeah his whole family was murdered too.

Man 1 : bro what
Man 3 : you just Kid Cudi’d that shit dawg.

by Jit shiesty April 22, 2022