Retarted Twins

2 people of the same ethnicity (usually hispanic) which asteroid both bald, and extremely stupid

Me: Did you see those 2 retarted twins?
Mason: Who? Darrion and Eric?
Me: Yeah they’re retarted as hell

by BaldGekyume September 14, 2020

Bar Twin

An individual who everyone else believes looks just like you but this assumption is only ever made from an inebriated party.

Poor example #1
Drunken Friends: "Anyone notice how Scott and Chris look alike?"
Scott: "No?"
Chris: "No?"
Other Drunken Friends: "Hell yeah! They could be brothers!"
Chris: "Guess we're Bar Twins"
Scott: "...."

by bartwin November 25, 2015

Twinning

The controversial pastime of twins, separated at birth, who upon being reunited as adults get overly rambunctious and find their reunion goes a little too far.

"Daisy, it must be nice to be reunited with your twin, what have you two been up to all summer?"
"Oh, just ... twinning."
"... ... oh. Oh my."

by Sindy Anna Jones September 12, 2023

the Sharp Twins

The identical twins James and Lewis got big on TikTok. They are professional dancers and they have the kindest hearts. They support their fans just as much as their fans support them.

person1: Have you seen the new tiktok of the sharp twins??
person2: yes, It's so smooth.

by SomeRandomGirl24 December 30, 2019

Twin

Someone who you consider a friend

"what up twin"
"nun much"

by xeloez June 26, 2023

Ho Twins

When a woman has intercourse with two different men in a short period of time resulting in fraternal / superfucundational twins being born - often of different races or color.

LaQuesha got fucked by both Darnell and Chad at the club last night - now she is expecting Ho Twins

by The Egg Farmer June 8, 2021

Cosmic twin

A person who was born on the same day of the year as you. A true cosmic twin was born on the same day and same year as you (aka a Sense8), but colloquially any year is permissible.

Of the past 5 dates I’ve been on, two of them have been cosmic twins. I guess that means astrology is wrong, since opposites attract.

by Marty Farty December 29, 2022