Ass Trough

A toilet.

I spent two hours on the ass trough after I ate three fajitas from Taco Bell.

by DaHolmes February 21, 2023

ass balance

When to many overweight individuals take the same flight, the flight crew must split the larger individuals evenly on both sides of the aircraft.

Flight attendant 1 - "Why are we flying sideways?"
Flight attendant 2 - "Time to complete an ass balance"

Nate - "How is the ass balance going?"
Ed - "Ass Balance?"
Nate "*Mass"

by Slarge January 13, 2012

arrogant ass

One whos ass is the source of their self-confidence and claims their upbringing is the source their of their "superiority"

"I am superior due to my reading of Shakespeare as a child"

"You're an arrogant ass"

by Common Critic October 28, 2013

ass scrap

Leftover poo that is stuck to the anus of an animal or human. Otherwise referred to as a dingleberry.

The dog is not allowed on my pillow because of his ass scrap.

by thecnbaker April 8, 2017

ass-froth

A phrase used to describe the thick, humid secretion of gas from one's backside after a long night of heavy imbibing.

Marcus drank a 12 pack of Schlitz last night, and now dude's got some serious ass-froth.

by jayhawk April 19, 2004

ass ratchet

A jerk

"Her ass-ratchet of a boyfriend stole her car and ran off with her best friend!"

by Sarabellum1976 September 4, 2003

Heller's Ass

A moment of supreme trollery in the middle of a nuclear crisis level tense situation.

Person 1: Did you see that guy throw apples at the Russian Prime Minister when he swore Russia wasn't building nukes?!

Person 2: I know, that was such a Heller's Ass!

by ArmadaBledd September 21, 2011