Sleep-perving

Like sleep-walking but more gropey, usually when the sleep-perver pretends to be asleep so they can be near to grope you.

Did you see Tommy last night? He was totally sleep-perving on her!

by Cordelia Carp-fest June 24, 2010

electric sleep

sexual intercourse

man 1- did you see jake last night?
man 2- no, he totally had electric sleep with mary

by briccoli October 20, 2019

sleep number

The lowest rating of somebody you're willing to sleep with (scale of 1-10).

You: Jay is so drunk his sleep number is down to 2.

Me: His wife is a 3, so he's not that drunk.

by 40 Foot Virgin February 3, 2018

sleep traveling

When you go somewhere that requires you to drive or use mass transit and when you get there you forgot how you got there, or in the worst of cases, the entire previous synopsis from the point of supposed "waking up".

This is common after a heavy night of drinking, when you have a routine that owns your life, or when you get morning wood so bad it takes what needed blood there is from your head to wake up fully.

Mr. Garglewitz was on his way to work. He was low in the eyes but seemingly awake, very awake. He carried out his normal, bleak, and depressing routine with pinpoint accuracy. When he reached his hamster cage, or cubicle as earthlings would call it, he finally woke up from his sleep realizing that he was at work. When he came to this realization he could not remember what had happened or how he got there. He experienced a very pronounced case of sleep traveling.

by The see-ma-wae January 22, 2010

sleep or slep

elite union of six swag humans. the members are ara ara beta, chutney babu beta, maa maa sheep beta, spossiebob beta, shrek disownened me beta, and yasapas beta

Ethan: Sleep or slep are the coolest people alive.
William: Yes, I wish I could be like them.

by tree tong tong October 11, 2021

Sleeping alligator

When a female is asleep and you start sexual intercourse and she wakes up halfway through and is aggravated,THEN BEGINS TO DEATH ROLL…. But It doesn’t work. Lol

Frankie you will not believe what I did last night. That girl that I drugged performed the sleeping alligator

by Blazinasian34 June 28, 2022

sleep spike

When you wake up just to fall back asleep, possibly multiple times.

I slept for 8 hours but with the sleep spikes I don’t feel too rested

by Rævrn April 10, 2022