Pirate juice.

RUM.

"WHY IS ALL THE RUM GONE?!?!"

Pirate juice.

by tehbirdmang October 13, 2011

Hoot The Pirate

A fine owl with a big dick and a very large amount of wisdom. Generally likes too hang with other owl babes constantly and fuck them. He likes to play world of tanks.

"Hoot The Pirate the owl had fucked an owl babe last night with his big dick."

by Hoot The Pirate August 15, 2017

Crimson Pirate

A guy Who has sex with a girl while she is on her period

Dude, Last night I was totally a Crimson Pirate.

by ukilledmyhope May 23, 2007

butt pirate

One who pillages for booty, and goes "argh"

Beth is a butt pirate.

by AlRigoberto January 1, 2007

Pirate radio

As Below/above

A radio on a Pirate ship
A radio station hoasted by a pirate

Turn on the radio Blackbeards on right about now

by UnShavenMonkey March 17, 2005

Pirate Gold

The act of taking random shit and spray painting it gold, preferably something you've stolen from a friend or junkyard. Often it is buried after being painted.

Yeah, we found some random stuff in that junkyard and turned it into pirate gold.

by sarboo3 November 1, 2011

Flood Pirate

During floods its the animal that boats up to your house acting like thaey are going to rescue you but instead they end up robbing you.

The victims of Hurricane Harvey were constantly being robbed and looted by flood pirates.

by Snakepliskken August 30, 2017