Taxes

If you buy chips you got to remember to bring 15¢ so your president can buy his 5 mansion and eat a shit ton of big macs.

(Grocery worker) That will be $3 tax
(Me) why
(Trump) cause I'm building a wall that no one wants so pay your taxes!

by :((((( February 18, 2022

Marty Tax

A tax paid by someone with good intentions to their own detriment.

Brian paid the Marty Tax by staying late so Marty could get his hours in.

by Bombino60 May 28, 2021

Tax

To be taught a lesson; overcome or beaten; to overwhelm an opponent; to give or receive punishment or extreme consequences

I’m gonna tax you at basketball.

by Monaldo AbuSoufiane November 23, 2020

Hero Tax

When a member of an emergency service (Fire, Police, EMS) gets a photo or quote on TV or in a newspaper, they pay the "hero tax" to their coworkers. generally coffee/donuts brought to the station.

Hey Harley, this you in the paper? looks like you, Mr hero over here, did you really have to flex for the camera? Looks like someone owes a hero tax!

by Adaephon Delat August 22, 2017

Immigrant tax

When someone moves to a different country and, as an immigrant, their previous work experience is not recognised and they earn less.

I moved here 2 years ago and I’m still paying immigrant tax. I should be done in a couple years

by G-ness March 1, 2025

fanum tax

can someone tell me wtf this means💀💀
we're begging for a definition

THE WORLD IS ENDING

Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler
ur so skibidi ur so fanum tax
i just wanna be your skibidi

by thatonefriend💀 October 17, 2023

Stoner Tax

The price you pay for smoking the devil's lettuce. It could come in many forms; leaving your keys somewhere, misplacing your wallet, forgetting your girlfriend's name during sex, forgetting your lighter at home, etc.

Brad: Oh man! I got way too baked and left my wallet on my desk!
Chad: That is a hefty stoner Tax right there!

by Tippd_off January 8, 2021