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Google Hug

When she wraps her legs around you when you're about to nut, to prevent you from pulling out.
Friend: Man, just as I came she wrapped her legs around me like a boa constrictor so I couldn't pull out.

Epic Friend: Yep, that's the Google Hug alright.
by Zecken August 26, 2021
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Google-and-confirm

The most popular way of verifying unconfirmed facts, rumors, and unproven assertions by anyone. If it's in Google, then it might have merit. Although, it should be noted that reading the actual articles is completely different from just reading the search results and webpage titles, so the facts might still remain unconfirmed.
I just Google-and-confirmed it, the search results say that Justin Bieber is, as a matter of fact, gay.

Groupie Fan Girl: No way! You just checked the search results and didn't read the articles, it's not true!
by CommandereON October 14, 2012
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Google Woxs

Google Woxs is a free Web-based application in which documents and spreadsheets can be created, edited and stored online. Files can be accessed from any computer with an Internet connection and a full-featured Web browser. ... Google Docs is compatible with most presentation software and word processor applications.
Do your work on this task on Google Woxs
by Google_Woxs_ROX69 August 25, 2019
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Google Shrek

What doesn't Google Shrek mean?
Everyday I pray to Google Shrek, thanking him for the life I've been given
by CompleteGarbage1337 November 1, 2019
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Google Preacher

Someone who rightly believes in the ways of Google, and that this megalomaniac of a search engine is the eden of knowledge, which forces them to effectively mindshag everybody with the crap they see on Google.
Person 1: Beware! The Playstation 4 is coming sooooon!
Person 2: What is he on about? The 3 came out last week!
Person 1: Beware of its brand new Dark Blu-Ray features!
Person 2: Oh dear God, he's a Google Preacher....
by AndrewC1995 May 7, 2011
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google craps

A more specific and truthful description of "Google Maps" — the directions provided by Google Maps that lead you to a place not even remotely close to your desired terminus. Essentially, whether you reach your desired destination is a crapshoot.
"I followed the directions from Google Craps about how to go from midtown Manhattan to Lord & Taylor in Scarsdale; however, I wound up at a beach in Mamaroneck."
by Buzzman_ie September 12, 2013
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manually google

when the internet is down and you actually have to look it up in a book
my computer isn't working so I had to manually google my homework all night, it sucked
by heinygirl February 20, 2011
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