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gutter meat

Any meat of indeterminate nature, or of questionable quality. Will typically cause gastric distress, although it very well may be quite delectable.
That gutter meat burrito from the taco truck will tear me up in twenty minutes, but it was totally worth it.
by Tyrannosaurus.supremo June 24, 2016
mugGet the gutter meatmug.

Meat-Muzzle

Insinuating that someone will quiet someone else by placing their penis into the annoying, talking persons mouth.
Shut up or i will slap the Meat-Muzzle on you. Bitch.
by Obb September 29, 2007
mugGet the Meat-Muzzlemug.

Clown Meat

When a someone initially makes it look like you have a chance with them by making advances or flirting and you fall for it, but it turns out they were joking, or just using you for personal gain.

Blueballs or loner boner.

Usually, everyone except the one affected notices that the victim probably has rose-tinted glasses on in this situation.
Person 1: Man, that girl Katelyn really just took my money and left me.

Person 2: I told you to stop whipping out that clown meat and break it off with her, but you didn't listen
by Neoslayer July 24, 2021
mugGet the Clown Meatmug.

Meat jousting

The act of two men jousting with their penises.
Zach and Travis had a blast meat jousting the other night.
by G+money September 17, 2014
mugGet the Meat joustingmug.

meat melt

the act of putting a piece of cheese on your penis, and rubbing it against a pussy, asshole or another penis until the cheese melts.
"I made my mony friend Milton munch my meat melt last Monday."

"I went to costco to buy cheddar for my meat melt party."

"When I saw that she was fat I knew then and there that this was my chance to finally make my meat melt a reality"
by kballs April 17, 2009
mugGet the meat meltmug.

Meat Cunt

An Orange Cunt (Trump) Supporter who is oblivious to reality and has been brainwashed beyond the point of no return.
That Meat Cunt has no fucking idea what they are talking about.
by anonymous July 11, 2023
mugGet the Meat Cuntmug.

Spent Meat

The limp, flaccid (and often dripping) flesh-like extremity protruding off of my man's mid-section after completed the horizontal Mambo. Which, is often proceeded by the Two-Finger Taco Tango.
Mr. Beagleman always gives my man's Spent Meat a lick.
by Two-Hands December 5, 2010
mugGet the Spent Meatmug.

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