hairy Helen

the act of a woman giving a handjob with the help of her hair, obviously easier to do if the woman has hair of reasonable length. sometimes reffered to as "hairy Harry's" but may sound less desirable to heterosexual men

bro, your mother give's great hairy Helen's and it feels so nice and smooth

by tazzy2 January 1, 2014

hairy potta

When a woman has a insanely hairy muff that is the size of a pot holder. Women with this affliction often have the appearance of smuggling guinea pigs in their wears.

"Hey you porked Cindy right ? Holy shit, you see the hairy potta on that whore ? It took me 5 minutes to find her gash !"

by corn porn January 26, 2016

hairy chimp

Gluing her pubes to your penis and fucking her ass dry.

My wife got a rub burn from my hairy chimp.

by Haxces February 25, 2017

Hairy highway

A thick hairy trail of hair running from the bottom of the bellybutton that then merges into the pubic hair near the crotch area. Often larger then a happy trial.

Sara said “nick has a huge happy trial”. “Bitch that’s a hairy highway!” Replied Britany.

by Hairy Highway February 7, 2018

hairy pubes

a forest

my hairy pubes is like a forest down there

by bumbbb August 7, 2021

hairy butterfly

An elegant way of describing a hairy minge.

Darling, you have a hairy butterfly ,might be time for a shave.

by anonymous January 15, 2025

hairy

noun

1. a derogatory term for a "furry" that isnt actually a furry or a fake furry

2. an individual that uses being a furry as a meat shield or excuse to get away with clickbait/clout chasing, illegal activities (such as beastiality or pedophilia).

guy 1: "hey did you hear about this one furry, anthpo?"
guy 2: "man i hate anthpo, he's such a hairy"

by anonbandit June 29, 2024