Burrito cat

A cat so fat and so long to the point it looks like a burrito with fat hanging on the side

May I please have the burrito cat with rice and beans, oh and the chips and salsa thing for $4.99
Would you like a drink

Yes Diet Pepsi

by Crosonte October 17, 2018

Black Burrito

A slang term for an black uncircumcised penis. Commonly used by teenage girls to hide the fact that they are in a extremely sexual relationship with a black male (Most likely older than them).

Sally: Kelly, why are you walking all funny?
Kelly: Oh it's nothing, just went on a date last night and had a black burrito~.
Sally: Wow, didn't know you could handle one of those!

by Childish Scrimbino July 11, 2018

Burrito Supreme

When you stick your penis through a burrito and have sex with somebody

I had a good burrito supreme last night

by Wowygary October 8, 2019

burrito bunny

a Hispanics girl whos' into white guys

that beaner is a burrito bunny

by rice bunny lover October 20, 2023

cuban burrito

the Cuban Burrito is when you take a huge shit on the pull out sofa in your buddy's hotel room and then fold it back up, put the cushions back on, and wait for the cleaning staff to discover the brown crime

Dude, I went back to the hotel to get Kyle this morning. His room smells horrible, I had totally forgotten that I left a Cuban Burrito in the pull out sofa.

by doubledown104564 September 10, 2019

Do you ever just fuck a burrito isa

Something out of pocket your friend says to you

My friend: “do you ever just fuck a burrito Isa?”

Me: “kill youself”

My friend: “did you just misspell yourself..?”

Me: “I’m blocking you”

*i really just hope a meteor hits their home*

by Charlotte but gayer June 8, 2023

burrito bomb

it's when you eat 4 burritos while bouncing, then you throw up the next day.

oh shit ALi had a serious burrito bomb last night

by beckfromvictorious November 25, 2016