blowjob

when a man gets you all naked and hot and they bend down and they suck and blow

jack gave John a huge fucking blowjob

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

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Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder

Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD is when your girlfriend has a traumatic experience that causes her to forget how to give you a good blowjob.

Kelly was the victim of an attempted mugging and but thankfully her boyfriend heard the commotion and rushed to her aid in time to stop the attack and subdue the mugger until police arrived. Althought she seemed okay, later that night her boyfriend could tell she was suffering from Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD.

by Hoboken AK-47 April 27, 2016

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Dumpster Mattress Blowjob

The act of receiving a less than stellar blowjob from some rando life coach behind a dumpster on top of a mattress after bar close.

Life Coach: Hi dude I never met before 10 minutes ago! Want to cuddle on this perfectly good mattress that was thrown away?
Dude: Ummm, ok.

(Both lie down together)
Life Coach: Want to make out?
Dude: Sure why not?
(Proceed to make out)
Dude: Hey you're not bad with your tongue.
Life Coach: You have no idea! Would you like a dumpster mattress blowjob!?
Dude: Yolo

by Cockopotomous January 10, 2018

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Columbian blowjob

A blowjob where the penis is dipped and rolled in cocaine beforehand, and the blower gets to enjoy the pure Columbian

She used the product to give him a Columbian blowjob

by rpsychopath January 13, 2024

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Brazilian blowjob

When a female waxes all of her hair off her body, and continues to put it in her mouth and chew. Whilst giving a wet blow job, when then giving him the hair to swallow.

He had to get the Brazilian blowjob for the end of his kinky night .

by Ladyluxx November 4, 2020

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