by Drakeon May 30, 2017
Get the Dumb Twatmug. by fannylover69XXX April 18, 2009
Get the twat trumpmug. When a dude fucks a chick when she is just getting off of her rag, and blows inside of her. Then after he cums he finishes her off by eating her out! The mixture of coagulated period blood, jiz, and spit is what makes up the Twat Cobbler
by snailtrailprkway February 2, 2013
Get the Twat Cobblermug. by Guacamole King October 31, 2009
Get the Guacamole twatmug. When a guy and girl hook up but there's no emotional attachment on his part, so he may as well be using his hand, but is too lazy/ it feels better with the ho.
Ben: "Hey Nick, are you and Sarah together now?"
Nick: "Nahh mate, she was just a twat wank if I'm honest..."
OR
"I'm so f**king horny, but I cba to DIY...I'm gonna call Molly for a twat wank"
Nick: "Nahh mate, she was just a twat wank if I'm honest..."
OR
"I'm so f**king horny, but I cba to DIY...I'm gonna call Molly for a twat wank"
by RepisShredders April 16, 2010
Get the Twat wankmug. Swat Twat Proper Noun
As most men and women throughout their lives will find, stubborn, loud, verbal atrocities that may be, can we say verbalized never expressed in violence toward one another?
A Swat Twat is the culmination of not being able to silence digress or diffuses a drunken (most the time) male and dials 911 for a domestic disturbance.
I don’t know about your state, but here in California they come with a minimum of two officers, if there is a crowd they double exponentially. Think of that Beach boys song ~~ ‘Two girls for every boy’ now its two peace officers or more for every boy ~~ you know the song.
at no point does this endorse or condone interrelational violence, freedom speech has its bounds, respect your woman brothers and sisters, Swat Twat don’t be one, remember we love you ladies and men.
I call it how I see it
AR Laurenzano Nipomo California
As most men and women throughout their lives will find, stubborn, loud, verbal atrocities that may be, can we say verbalized never expressed in violence toward one another?
A Swat Twat is the culmination of not being able to silence digress or diffuses a drunken (most the time) male and dials 911 for a domestic disturbance.
I don’t know about your state, but here in California they come with a minimum of two officers, if there is a crowd they double exponentially. Think of that Beach boys song ~~ ‘Two girls for every boy’ now its two peace officers or more for every boy ~~ you know the song.
at no point does this endorse or condone interrelational violence, freedom speech has its bounds, respect your woman brothers and sisters, Swat Twat don’t be one, remember we love you ladies and men.
I call it how I see it
AR Laurenzano Nipomo California
Chris - “Bro I saw all those cops over at your place, what up bro..???”
Tony- “Dude my girl went Swat Twat on me last night, just sat on the curb till they left… That was insane; Im 5’6” scrawny at best ~~~6 cops…Fu…. Just keep saying bitch overtime she talked to me what are you up too?”
Tony- “Dude my girl went Swat Twat on me last night, just sat on the curb till they left… That was insane; Im 5’6” scrawny at best ~~~6 cops…Fu…. Just keep saying bitch overtime she talked to me what are you up too?”
by Segwave April 18, 2017
Get the swat twatmug. by Davbot44 October 27, 2011
Get the re-twatmug.