faith day

An amazing artist and amazing person, way better lookin then she thinks she is, she's a babe! ;-)

Wow who's that beautiful girl?
Yeah that's just Faith Day

by I'm right, Faith is hot! July 7, 2016

Jada's Day

On January 25 aka "J25" we honor the best Jada in the world. J25 is a day to turn up but most importantly be thankful Jada.

I can't wait to celebrate Jada's Day!!!

by gonetopluto December 29, 2021

Foreplay day

Tuesday. If Wednesday is hump day, surely, Tuesday is foreplay day...

Kat-i have to say that you sexting me during this godawful meeting is making me wet!
Kent-perfect, I figured since I was coming over to spend the night on hump day tomorrow, I'd make this foreplay day...

by dark korner October 11, 2016

GREEN DAY

1.) Seems like many folks get the association with marijuana correct but are badly misinterpret the slang/context. Back in the late 80s and 90s a "Green Day" was NOT a day spent smoking marijuana, it was the day AFTER a copious amount of weed/THC was consumed. When one awoke and was still high from the prior nights festivities, THAT was the "green day"...

2.) Green Day - A SoCal pop-punk band which arose in the late 90s to capitalize off of the punk revival launched by bands like Rancid, Dropkick Murphys, Pennywise, The Vandals, etc... Known for fast aggressive pop-punk songs that sound vaguely like other songs and a primadonna front man who grossly overestimates his contributions to rock history.

1.) "Dude... I was so baked last night... those edibles didn't help either. I feel all dizzy and can't form thoughts"
"Ahhh, no worries bro, you're just having a green day"

2.) "Hey, did you ever see Green Day back in the day?"
"Nah man, I don't do pop-punk, I vastly prefer The Misfits, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, yknow...?"

by Roblox OOOF noise guy February 17, 2022

Twerk day

August 13 is twerk day🅿️ Girl or boy everybody gotta twerk🍑 Which mean shake your booty!

Him: Girl, I can’t wait for August 13
Girl: why?
Him: Girl it’s twerk day!
Her: I’m sure gone shake my booty

by Tyb😍 August 12, 2019

Eldabbo day

An official holiday that all high-schoolers celebrate involving Friday’s and the bathroom.

Make sure you have carts for this Friday’s eldabbo day!

by Eldabbo December 5, 2018

Disappointment day

Christmas day. The day when everyone is disappointed with their presents.

Mum - "Merry Christmas!"
Kid - "I hope this is what I think it is"

Mum - "I went to a lot of trouble to get it.
*Kid opens present*
Kid - "...It's the wrong type. Did you keep the receipt?"
Dad - "Another 'merry' disappointment day!"

by Jonathon Quick December 29, 2009