Life wife

When a male lives with a female roomate and they are not in love. It is her civic duty to nag him about cleaning and taking out the trash.
She's is also responsible for giving him input about his life choices ( work relationshipso etc.)

Person 1: I always see those two out together are they dating?

Person 2: no that's just his roomate aka life wife.

by Mo vitt December 15, 2015

Gacha life

A literal yaoi maker where little horny boys and girls go make some inappropriate stuff for their ages.

Person 1:Hey I posted a video on Gacha life check it out man
Person 2: Oh sure *watches video*
Silence
Person 1: you like it?
Person 2: Were not friends anymore man

by Fucking_excuse_me_karen September 20, 2019

Life Preserver

The iris of one's eyeball- notably, the part of the eye that is pigmented with color, said to resemble the shape of a life-preserver.

I'd give it all up, just to take a look at those bright blue eyes again- like Life Preservers keeping me afloat upon an ocean of indifference and desolution...

by rudealbeitreasonable August 11, 2021

Fuckable for Life

FFL

-When you keep up with your looks so you’re Fuckable for life.

-Nathan and Abby are staying are staying fuckable for life

by Dr. Blabby August 6, 2021

Cha life

All play no work.

Fast Money.
Party life.

I won the lottery so now I can live Cha Life

by Cha Boi Juicy May 22, 2017

rod of life

Male reproductive organ

I disperce onto thyne face, from my rod of life, my fine seed.

by ChrisTheDog August 4, 2010

postcard life

To live life day by day and to travel the world see new places and meet new people and just to go with the flow and really just live life post card by post card that's what postcard life means to me. -young guy that really just realized the true meaning of life don't take it seriously

Man he really is livin the postcard life exploring the world and enjoying life

by Live your dreams December 21, 2013