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Purple Blood

Look at that silly Purple Blood and his break less bike with that can of pabst blue ribbon in his hand....oh shit! he got hit by that cab!
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Blood Pact

1. A group of the coolest Alkaline Trio fan ever.
1. The Blood Pact is awesome!
by Xtheonex86 July 16, 2008
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blood gulch

When a metal rod is shoved forcefully up the anus, then swiftly pulled out, thus creating a negative pressure that draws everything out the butt.
Anything! Anything but the Blood Gulch! Spare me!
by beau yoder February 21, 2008
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blood brother

someone who became your brother through sharing blood. ***required to get a tramp stamp of their blood sister.***
those two are blood brother and sister

how do you know?

look, he has a tramp stamp of her name.
by downwithsatan6666666 March 29, 2010
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blood claat

Jamaican term for not a very nice person, how they say 'blood cloth' ie sanitary towel.
by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003
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Blood cave

Did ya stick it in her blood cave?
by D-Unit June 14, 2004
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Coffee Blood

When someone stays up until the early ass hours of the morning. They're running off of coffee blood, thus using the caffeine to keep themselves running at such late hours.

It is only possible to obtain coffee blood once you have stayed up passed three in the morning for four consecutive days.

The first discovery of Coffee Blood (or Caffeinated Blood) was back in the early 20s when people were often found staying up late without necessary reason.

Throughout the following decades, the infected race (Caffeinate Coagulus) was recorded to consist mostly of teenagers and young adults.

Now, in more recent studies, it still seems that the age group has not changed. However, there are some outliers in younger or older age groups that have relevant reasons for staying up after such a late hour of the morning.
Doctor: "It seems that our patients have Coffee Blood."

Assistant: "The following patients: Miranda, Martha, Kristen, Ry, Becca, Cidra, James, Alycia, Brian, Shannon, Andrew, and Sarah all seem to be having symptoms, sir."

Doctor: "Dammit! Why can't we find a cure for this?!"
by BeMyCaptivation July 17, 2010
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