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church ball

A player, typically a white guy, who participates in a recreational, often religious-affiliated basketball game with an unmatched level of intensity and hustle. Church Ball players are notorious for their aggressive and out-of-control play, making them a potential hazard for fellow players on the court. Often viewed as overzealous and lacking self-awareness, their unwavering commitment to the game is both impressive and terrifying.
Dude was playing church ball and tore his ACL.
by Wrxdrunkie April 4, 2023
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bengal balls

Testicles that have been inadvertently sprayed with insecticide or other chemical agent as a result of mistakingly grabbing the insecticide or other offending spray instead of the anti-fungal spray. The name is a reference to Bengal Gold roach spray.
Ahhh my bengal balls burn . I grabbed to Bengal spray instead of the Lotrimin.
by Vato-Electric March 26, 2021
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Shaved Balls

Where a males balls are smooth and girls won’t be gagging and making fur balls
“Woah you’ve got some nice shaved balls
by AA Batteries September 7, 2019
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The Balls Gang

A group of dumbfucks who are known for their raids on people/groups that offended or were total douchebags to them.

This gangs leader goes by the name 'River' along with the other leader that goes by 'Chiro'. The rest of the members are called 'Shartlings' according to the discord server. They are all pretty good friends but drama tends to happen sometimes which usually results in one of their raids.
'The Balls Gang' are stupid shit-talkers! -from a dumbass

Have you seen the raids 'The Balls Gang' did? -unknown
by The Balls Gang October 19, 2022
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Jacob ball

A self centered hypocritical male. Usually tall and makes fun of those who are shorter. Most Jacob balls are at least somewhat tan
Stop being such a Jacob ball
your acting like a Jacob ball
by Yaboi is ... November 28, 2018
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Fushigi Balls

When a man dangles his testicles freely and a woman does fushigi ball tricks with them.
I love it when a girl fushigi balls me. It vigorously turns me on.
by Bonkaroons January 29, 2020
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Glacier Balling

the act of covering one genitals with cold water and placing gold bond medicated powder own it to get a nice cooling sensation
it was a nice hot day outside so Trevor and Erik decided to cool off there balls by glacier balling
by Anicus November 25, 2010
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