Sex

Sex is like math
You add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And pray you don't multiply

Guy 1 to Guy 2: Sarah and I were remembering high school math last night when we were having sex. We went at it like wild monkeys!

by Corn-Sizzurp May 20, 2021

Sex

Idk I’m a virgin too

Timmy: Mommy what does sex mean?

Timmy’s mum: idk I’ve never had it your adopted

by Imaarealperson. December 8, 2021

Sex

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Sophie was at a party with some friends. It was about 10pm and things started to get wild. She pulled James toward her and whispered "please daddy, come upstairs". So they staggered up the stairway to the bathroom. As soon as they had locked the door Sophie said "turn around" once James had turned away she stripped down and James did the same. He turned around and shoved his hard dick into her pussy. She moaned loudly and stuck her tongue in his mouth. James then stuck his finger up her ass hole which made Sophie giggle.Then Sophie said "Harder Harder Daddy" So James pushed his dick as far as it would go. A few minutes later Sophie and James got bored of just doing stand up sex so they decided to do 69 in the bathtub. Sophie sucked his hard dick. "Fuck it, we should do this every night" Suddenly the heard someone trying to turn the door handle. They stood up and James said loudly "Just going shit" Then they heard footsteps going back downstairs. "That was close" They went back in the tub and they had some more 69. Then they heard a voice from downstairs saying "party's over". They stood up and got dressed. As they were leaving the bathroom James said to Sophie "wanna come over to my house for the night?"

by JF Defintions April 3, 2022

Sex

The one I have with your mom, and the one I have with your dad

Person A: Are you a man or a woman?
Person B: Yes
Person A: Okay, what’s your sex?
Person B: What do you mean?
Person A: No I mean like, what’s in your pants?
Person B: Poop?
Person A: No, what’s between your legs?
Person B: Which one, your mom or your dad?

by yourmomdotcom420 November 11, 2021

Sex

What people waste time doing

Sex is pointless

by DeviLs brOther June 12, 2021

SEX

what me and your mom did

Ex: me and your had sex last night

Stuffin the peach

by Mamafucker739 July 19, 2022

Sex

A song you sing when having sex.

Sexy Girl: Can I lick your tippy tippy?
Sexy Dude: Only if you make it sticky sticky.
*Intense Moaning*
Hot Girl: Like a rice crispy crispy?
Hot Dude: It will make me pop an erection into you every day!

by NoYou42 October 18, 2019