Phone Bone

When a female uses the vibrate feature on her phone to masturbate, in the absence of a true vibrator.

I forgot my vibrator at church camp, so I had to Phone Bone after watching Twilight

by jtothegoods November 23, 2010

Banana Phone

when you take your boner and rub it against a phone while calling your girlfriend

ahha, that sound you just heard was my banana phone

by nigger killer May 1, 2005

phone serialism

The phenomenon of two or more telephones in an office or at home ringing at, or nearly at, the same time with irritatingly dissonant musical intervals such as seconds and augmented fourths. The term "serialism" is a musical term meaning the technique whereby pitches from a tonal series, or row, are used to form a work, usually atonal, emphasizing said series.

Oh, man, it's really getting busy in the office right now. There's phone serialism going on now---the phones are ringing off the hook!

by pentozali May 23, 2006

Phone Bar

The act of making phone calls to random people in your cell phone when you are at the bar, driving home from the bar, or when you get home from the bar. These phone calls are made while heavily intoxicated. More times than not, these calls are not remembered until you check your call log the next morning or when you are reminded by a friend or by the person you called.

Phone Bar can also apply to text messaging under the influence of alcohol.

Dude, you were wasted last night. You must have phone bar-ed every girl in your cell.

by JayZaldo March 13, 2009

Sell phone

A cell phone a person buys, initially with the intention of using it, but which ends up being sold within the month for drugs, etc., and which leads to a cycle of purchasing such phones

"He said he needed $80 for a cell phone, but he ended up selling the phone within a week to pay back a dealer. I guess he thought it was a sell phone."

by mercurywoodrose August 31, 2012

toasty phone

Calling people while under the influence of marijuana. The weed version of drunk dialing.

person 1) Heyyyy! I love you!
person 2) Are you baked?
person 1) *laughter*
Person 2) God, you always Toasty phone me!

by chEmily July 2, 2007

Phone Bomber

A phone bomber is someone who shouts random and/or offensive things while their friends are on the phone. Usually ruins the person on the phone's day.

1. Andy- *on the phone* hey dad I'm at chris's house
Dad-*also on phone* is there a party there?
Andy-*still on phone* no
Bob- STOP HOGGING THE KEG ANDY!
Dad- come home now.
Andy- wow bob you're such a phone bomber

2. Phil- *on phone* hello mr smith I'm calling about that help wanted ad on your window
James- PENIS!!!
Mr smith- call me back when your phone bomber friend leaves

by Fguvddybfs May 4, 2009