mighty jordan

he is the mightiest person you’ve ever met. he has rock hard abs and the biggest butt. he can dance like no other. he has 9 more lives and he was killed by the tiki gods. he will always keep his sweet baby sofia protected and never hurt her. he is friends with a lot of weaklings and calls everyone peasants. you’ll never want to be enemies with mighty jordan

mighty jordan is so strong and mighty.
mighty jordan is so good at dancing

mighty jordan has rock hard abs.

by weakling0944 July 23, 2020

jordan gamage

a dumb black coon

that's jordan gamage

by the boys and men June 20, 2023

Cody Jordan

A chill dude.

"How is Cody Jordan that cool"? asked Delwin.

by SpankMeeDaddi December 3, 2019

A Jordan Story

A "Jordan Story" is a story that has no purpose or real ending but instead fizzles out with a long build-up, only to never reach a true climax, or to have a climax that lacks any real significance. These stories are typically followed by Jordan Frasca giggling about the story to herself, making them actually funny.

Um...okay? what was the point of that? that was just A Jordan Story.

by bsmithers April 13, 2019

Michael Jordan

The act of launching one's semen up in the air and into one's navel. The fluid must travel directly into the umbilicus for it to count as a Michael Jordan.

"Yo, I did a Michael Jordan last night!"

by Dr. Morningwood June 7, 2021

Jordan Mcdorman

a Jordan Mcdorman is gay and has no friends he has a tiny penis and loves cock

omg is that jordan mcdorman doesnt he like dick and he has a tiny dick to

by Carter Schar April 4, 2019

jordan yates

The best nigga to hang out with he fucks all the bitches he has the biggest damn big black cock you will ever see. If you ever meet a Jordan with the last name Yates let him hit the pussy.His nuts are very hairy and he is the best at licking the pussy. Overall Jordan Yates will be the best man to date,fuck,and hang out with.

You see jordan Yates' new porno he has the biggest fucking dick.

by savage drippy October 5, 2017