Jake Eaves

A fat asshole of a bloke.
Someone who is petty and has no ambitions in life.
A dole bludging cheat.
A no lifer with no hope at all

Check out that fat dude. He is is a Jake Eaves for sure.

by wildseaeagle June 21, 2013

Jaking off

The act of leaving a public place, i.e. school, for an extended period of time to masturbate

Dude where's Jake he's been gone for like an hour.
Oh he's probably jaking off

by afhgfnbt January 6, 2009

Jake Matis

A bald kid that jacks off and eats his own cum also see cum dumpster. this is allso called Matising it.he is also someone into really really really really big girls.

that guy just fucked that really really really fat chick then eat his own cum. he is totaly "Jake Matis" ing it

by staticx333 June 20, 2010

Jake Paul

Jake Paul is an actual flop who tries to ruin other people lives in order to succeed, concequntly, he ends up ruining his own life and looking like an actual dick head.

Jake Paul only cares about the money and the fame.

by jxp August 18, 2017

Jake paul

A person that just wants attention from his watchers. He is cancer to YouTube. He dissed his brother that can actually rap/sing for some stupid reason. That stupid reason is for attention

Jake Paul is gay.

by SilentMajesty November 6, 2018

Jake Paul

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding .

Pretty much the same thing. Pure cancer.

Son: Oh god, I am a Jake Pauler! *starts to dab on dem haters.
Me: Welp. I failed. *cocks gun

by BLAZENTHECHRISTMASPOO December 27, 2017

Jake Pauler

A Jake Pauler is what Jake Paul calls his 8 year old fans. No one likes these autists as even their families want to disown them. These Jake Paulers are cringy as fuck and like to be dickheads to anyone who is not a retarded follower of Jake Paul. They like to dab on "haters", (dabbing has been dead for years kys) and get bullied at school. Fuck the jake Paulers.

Little Jimmy: "Im a Jake Pauler, dab on the haters!"
Jimmy's dad: "Son, how old are you again, are you old enough to leave the house yet?"
Little Jimmy: "Im 8 dad!"
Jimmy's dad: "What, you said you were 18? Get the fuck out."

by WhetOne May 29, 2018