Jimmy K

A sterotypicial teacher in highschool who is such a savage he got fired. A teacher that would smoke cigs in his break, write letters about his students, and told all his students they were to work at McDonalds.

I remember when I was a junior i had my best experience with a Jimmy K. Jimmy K told me that I was to work at Burger King all my life.

by YourSmall May 2, 2019

Slippery jimmy

When doing a shit that just slides out.

Ahh mate I’m bout to do a slippery jimmy. (Best said in an Irish accent)

by King Doctor June 26, 2023

jimmys parents

they are not my parents they are jimmys parents

hey look it’s jimmys parents

by mmmmmmmmilk April 20, 2020

Salty Jimmy

When you did your hands in honey and then rock salt and proceed to give a hand job.

"I got a salty Jimmy the other night."

"Sounds like it hurts"

"If it's hurtin' it's workin'"

by Whiskey danger January 25, 2018

Jimmy neutron

The act of taking a creamy, swirly shit on a bald dudes head

Dude! Did u hear about Shaun giving his uncle a jimmy neutron?

by Pappa long legs April 28, 2016

stinky jimmy

Your tired, stinky, shit ridden penis after a brutal anal fucking.

Last my my stinky jimmy made my sister barf... and she's dead BRUH.

by Alamomattie January 28, 2016

Jimmy Ruth

Some say he is the greatest others, greater than the greatest. GOD, LEGEND, MYTH, he is the only of his kind. He just may be the most orgasmic human being on the planet. Jimmy Ruth is the most amazing example of evolution and is 10 levels above you all.

That Jimmy Ruth is one deliciously orgasmic stud muffin I want to have sex with him until my pussy is pounded as wide as a baby elephant.

by BABY RUTH April 15, 2013