Horse's ass

Someone who's got most of their true muscle between their ears, but still makes neverending desperate attempts to physically dominate people with body language (especially in crowded public settings), often resulting in police showing up to threaten people who don't think life is like a poker tournament or a trip to Vegas. Also known as an instigator.

He/she was a horse's ass, but not everybody was ignoring him/her like she thought, many of them were rejecting him/her, but he/she could never see that, all the muscle between the ears was dense.

by Solid Mantis February 1, 2020

minerva horse

Nerve pain so bad it causes the muscles in the area to contract and cause more pain.

Sorry for the outburst, I was having a Minerva horse.

by Missmayhem23 January 10, 2021

Petting the horse.

The act of brushing your pubic hair.

Jenn: Damn, that looks good. What did you do?

John: Decided it's time to start petting the horse.

by potterfreak98 November 5, 2012

Punch the Horse

to make something go faster

I was almost late to class the other day. My teacher told me to punch the horse or I would be late one day.

by Sistr Chuck December 8, 2011

horse girl

a girl that is a horse lover and only talks about horses

dang horse girls are everywhere

by Uncle Al's Trailer Park May 30, 2021

Sara the Horse

The bitch girlfriend of our good friend Budx. She is a controlling cunt and deserves a fate worse than death.

Sara the Horse is fucking shit up again.

by WillRemainAnon October 15, 2016

Fucking the horse

An inability to attract and seduce women which leads to the person fucking a horse instead. Another name for dying alone

“Bro, Erik struck out 3 times at the bar last night”, “I know, he’s definitely gonna end up fucking the horse”

by J Facts October 4, 2022